I was here on a Monday...

I was here on a Monday evening. Cover was free; I was literally dragged in by a pretty young "girl next door" dancer. However, as soon as we got in the club, she had to go on stage. I was then approached by a girl, about 25, with my ideal body...about 5'8-5'10 w/o stripper shoes, dark wavy hair, pert natural b cups, flat belly, hips a little on the large size, named "Portia". She spent about five minutes trying to impress me with the fact that her name was a reference to "The Merchant of Venice", and not the car, like the other, "ghetto", girls. She also went down the price list--$40 dancers, 3/$100, $250 1/2 private rooms, $550 hour rooms. SHe also made it clear to me that she did no extras, although she couldn't speak for her colleagues at that club. I was disappointed, because she seemed hot, but I guess it was better than she was honest up front.

I looked around at the other dancers. They tended to be relatively young (not "barely legal", by and large, but definitely in the early to mid twenties), brunette and natural. When the dark-haired girl had to go back on stage, I took the opportunity to leave the club. On my way out, an enhanced blonde who was likely in her middle thirties offered a private room with unlimited access for $550.

Very slow in terms of customers, although there was a big influx as I was leaving, about 11:00.