This is the best strip club...

This is the best strip club that I have been in. The girls are gorgeous, with 8s and 9s predominating. The cover is cheap, at $3 on weeknights. Drink prices appear to be about what you would expect in a strip club (my martinis were $7.50 a piece). The girls are multi-ethnic--Latin, white, Latin, Asian, and some really hot Latinas, too. (I did not see any black girls). They are also young, and most appear to be in their early twenties. Lap dances are $20.00. The club is unusually bright for a strip club, and music is loud enough to set a mood, but not inconsistent with conversation at normal decibel levels. There are two floors, with bars on each level, and pool tables on the ground level. Girls are very attentive, with very attractive dancers approaching me after I got about ten feet into the club.

My only criticism of the club is that the next price point for dances after the $20 lap dances is the $350.00 "champagne room". These "rooms" are actually booths about four feet by eight feet, big enough for a table and a high-backed armchair. Of course, you get an $18-a-bottle-retail bottle of sparkling wine, but that's beside the point. I am generally skeptical of "champagne rooms", but in this case I got my money's worth.

I will definitely return the next time I am in Dallas, or within about 600 miles of it.