My patronage of strip clubs has...

My patronage of strip clubs has plummeted since I started taking trips to the whorehouses of TJ. However, on a recent Friday afternoon, after a long week, the "beast was on the prowl", and I decided to try out this club. A couple of weeks ago, at the local courthouse, I ran into a stripper who used to dance at Dollie's. We had a nice little chat, and she invited me to come to this club, where she is now working.

The club tries to bridge the cab between Washington Park's truly sleazy, but high-mileage, clubs like C-Moe's and Dollie's, and "gentlemens' clubs" like Hollywood, which have nice appointments, but where mileage is a "catch-as-catch-can" proposition. I would say that the club is closer to the lower than the higher category. This club operated for many years as a porno store called "Fish's". Last year, the proprietor, "Fish", threatened to sue the VIllage of Washington Park if they didn't issue him an "adult entertainment" license, so the Village issued one to him, and approved the issuance of two others (I'm not sure if those have actually been issued).

The club is in a metal building on a busy street, the main street of Washington Park. Security should not be a problem here, although the parking lot is adjacent to the street, so if you have a conspicuous vehicle or tags, you might be spotted. No cover when I arrived at about 5:15. There is a single bar, and three stages surrounded by round tables and chairs. When I was there, there was only one stage in use. I immediately spotted Chandler's old friend "Shy", you used to dance at Dollie's. Shy is 5"10, bleached blonde, with a thin, lithe body, and is clearly the prize heifer in this roundup. Autumn is another old Dollie's dancer here. The dancers are about half black, half white, generally in their twenties or early thirties, but rough looking. Other than Shy, I only saw one other dancer I was interested in. (Shy's sister, Sky, is retired from dancing). I was never approached by a waitress, and I'm not sure that there is any table service at that hour of the day. As soon as I sat down, I was approached by a black dancer with a cute face (she got between my legs and started jacking me), and two (alleged) twins, one cute, the other hideous. I couldn't get the hideous one to stop sucking my nipples, as I tried to distract the cute one from another customer.