I was here on Thurday, 5/10....

I was here on Thurday, 5/10. I had last been to this club in 1990, and it appears that there has not been any improvement or maintenance to the club since then. The place is very run-down. Given the high quality of the girls at the two Sauget PT's clubs (Sports Cabaret and Penthouse), I had high hopes for the girls of Centreville. Unfortunately, there is a huge decline in quality here, probably because the customers from Missouri, who are probably a little more upscale than the Illinois crowd, never make it past the Sauget clubs (five minutes from downtown St. Louis). The Centreville dancers were characterized by worn and haggard faces and necks, saggy pancake tits, and cottage cheese thighs. (no fatties, I have to give that to them) I would think that if you just randomly picked eight women in any public place from 25 to 40 years old, you would have done better than this bunch. However, they weren't at all stuck up...all of them were quite nice, and many of them stopped by my table to welcome me to the club. They would give you as much of their time as you would want...but you won't want any of it. They are nude, if that is important, and I guess when it comes to appearance, snatch is the great equalizer. In keeping with the appearance of its dancers, the club has a markedly non-erotic mood. There were two dancers who may have been 5's... the rest were well below that.

I am a hound for high contact lap dances, but there literally was not a single dancer that I wanted to get that close to. In light of my PT's-wide pass given to me by a congenial manager, my outlay was a total of $7 for one adult beverage (cocktail). I gladly would have paid more if I had seen anything worth paying for.

I'll check this one out in another 17 years.