I was at this club the...

I was at this club the night of November 13. It is a small club, and a little on the cramped side. Cover was $9 on a Tuesday night. There are two "stages", although one of them is more like a table top. Although there were plenty of customers, no one ever went to the stage--maybe it's a Phoenix thing.

My selection of dancers was like a trip to the United Nations; I had dances with a Greek girl (OK, Greek-American), a Russian girl, a Chinese girl, and an Italian girl, in that order. Fortunately, the dancers got progressively better. The Greek girl was a 19 year old who was falling asleep, and tried to prevent me from touching her tits. The Russian girl was better. The Chinese girl set the bar even higher. And the Italian was my favorite kind of dancer--an older (probably 35-38) dancer who still has a relatively good body, but primarily works on men's minds, since this ability plays to the strength of an older dancer (Age and treachery beat youth and skill every time).

Couch dances are $10, and the dancers told me that no touching is allowed. There is a too-small VIP area (six couples make it cramped) that is not really private, but for $20 a song you can touch everywhere but the puss (except for the young Greek-American girl I started the evening with.)