I was here on Monday, 1/14....

I was here on Monday, 1/14. First, a formality...I will again state my position that this establishment should not be listed on this site, as it is a bordello, and not primarily a strip club, although every three or four hours a dancer will perform in a desultory way, for ten or fifteen minutes, in a part of the floor that is used for a stage.

There, got that off of my chest. Now, the review. Adelita's is a wonderful place to go to have sex, especially if you are a fan of latinas. Even on a weeknight during a slow time of the year, there were at least 40 women to choose from, of a wide range of ages (probably 18-45), sizes and personalities. No one is insulted to be turned down. But there are aren't many you will turn down. In my vast experience at this club (two visits), I have found the best approach to be to cruise the club in a counter-clockwise path around the main bar, past the men's room, through Hottie Central and environs, around the small bar, and back to the area around the door. Then just pick your pitch. A tip, esp. for younger guys who might not appreciate experience as much as those of us with a little more grey hair: Don't sell the more "mature" gals short. Sometimes you can have your most erotic experience in the company of a woman with a little age on her, but who knows how to take care of a man. Your Mrs. Robinson may be waiting for you south of the Border.

Prices: 1/2 trip upstairs: $60.00; a hour can be gotten for around $100. Hroom: $12 per half hour. YOur beers: $3.50 a piece for 12 oz. longnecks. Her beers: $7.00 each for 7 oz. bottles (of which she gets $3.00, and must sell 20 per shift, or face a bar fine.) Pay the hotel desk guy another buck for a second towel.