Safari Show Club
Closed
3009 SE Powell Blvd, Portland, OR 97202, USA*

Better than Expected

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wallanon
Jul 17, 2017, 7:13 PM
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Visited: Tuesday After Midnight

This was fourth club I saw in Portland, in between Lucky Devil and Rose City Strip. It didn’t look all that appealing, but it literally was right off the road I was driving down and it probably wasn’t going to take that much time up. Doesn’t look like much from the outside, looking pretty non-descript. The entry way made it seem more like a converted restaurant than a club, and I didn’t have high hopes walking into the main room. Checked ID but no cover charge.

As I walked into the main bar area, there wasn’t much to catch my eye. Not many girls on the floor and the stage I saw first had nothing going on. There were two large stages on either side of the DJ booth in the corners, and I didn’t see the small stage in the middle that other reviews have described but I wasn’t looking for it. I saw three tables in the front of the DJ booth, one of which I used while waiting on a dancer to freshen up for a dance. The right stage, which is nearer to the game area and entrance was going. In an unexpected twist of fate, the dancer onstage was both cute and doing a good routine. Jameson. Pretty face. Hot body. Ton of tats. If you have issues with tats, sorry about that.

I walked over and took a seat at the tip rail, and since the other couple up there weren’t tipping I had her full attention. The strip routines in Portland are a little livelier than other towns, so there was some nice entertainment for the 2 to 3 dollars I tipped. She hopped off stage at some point to do a nice sustained grind in my lap (reverse CG-style) and I was sold on dances. For stageside grindage I’d put Portland just behind Denver for tops on the list. Casa Diablo also had some very nice tip rail action. After her set, Jameson went to get ready for our private dance and I just took a casual look around the place. The next show on stage was the slim blonde Sasha, her stripper friend and Jesus. Probably not the actual Jesus, but that guy looked just like the dude hanging off those little crucifixes at novelty shops. Except for the part where a limber stripper wrapped her legs around his head and repeatedly shoved her muff into his face.

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