Posts by wallanon

So there's something I wrote up in a chat that seemed interesting enough to throw out there for the board to kick around: "Actually, "baby strippers" are more akin to "rookie" or "noob" strippers. They can be any age, but mostly…

What are some topics that folks on the TUSCL boards want to see as articles?

It's a toss up, IMO. Waiting on junk food to pair with my strip club liquor. Every time time I marvel at all the nice ass walking around in blue vests. That scruffy fat dude who ordered four hot and…

"Fuck you, pay me." - Henry Hill, Goodfellas

You walk into one of your old haunts to see if it's ever rebounded from the depths of irrelevance. It's livelier than you expected, looks like it might've even seen a coat of paint or two in the years since…

But under very specific conditions because I'm only really interested in feeding my own bias. 1-2-3...go!

If you could go back to your first time in a strip club and give yourself some advice, what would it be?

$2 OFF ADULT BUFFET There's a grocery store receipt with a Golden Corral coupon on the back of it laying around. You go to strip clubs too much when receipts trigger a monger stop. Any one else have things they read…

Sometime soon I'll be posting my 400th TUSCL review. It looks like there's a long way to go from the current number, but I've got a lot of reviews waiting to be finished. Review number 350 was Trumpps in Detroit…

Does mileage equate to intimacy? In many discussions here on TUSCL over the years the two have been linked. Are they in reality the same phenomenon under different names? If not, which is more desirable?

In the TUSCL glossary, mileage is: "Just how much shit you can get away with." That definition is fine for those who hadn't seen the term before and just needed something to get started. But it leaves a lot of room…

Which is greater, BBBJ or DATY? Why?