wallanon
Comments by wallanon (page 13)
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6 months ago
gammanu95
You can unfriend me, unfollow me, and unlike me; but you cannot unlick my butthole
I thought thread you were talking about was the welcome back thread, which seemed odd. For anyone who was wondering I think the thread he's talking about was the club robbery one.
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7 months ago
CJKent_band
The truth hurts, but if you accept it, it will set you free
Pass
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7 months ago
Sammy999
Lots of responses here but jackslash wrote what I was thinking. The key to getting OTC is to be confident about it (and obviously not projecting a creepy killer vibe). If you put off a creepy vibe that's not something Internet strangers can help you with, but if you're striking out with the top girls try and land one who's acceptably hot and make sure it goes well.
Once you're known at the club as a safe and reliable OTC option other doors will open for you. I'm not going to get into how to land OTC as a new face because you're not at that point.
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7 months ago
LightskinPUMPHER
If you find them tell us where they are...
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7 months ago
hotgirlsplz
spend too much on dancers 🤯
I did that this week. But I was only at the club because a dancer was working who I'll probably have sex with soon.
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7 months ago
CJKent_band
The truth hurts, but if you accept it, it will set you free
Yeah that's a smash. If it's good enough for Tom Cruise she's probably got skills mere mortals don't see everyday.
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7 months ago
docsavage
Indiana
I've done it. Not lately I think. I usually purge those moments.
Any time it's ever happened is because of something that came out of her mouth or her ass. Dick breath I can deal with for a song by a subtle zig and zag but smelly ass gets on the clothes and doesn't come out without a full wash. Stank vag is tougher to pick up but I'll stop a dance immediately if that happens.
If I'm traveling I'm usually not packing enough clothes to have my club pants go down lol. But it has happened and that's what Walmarts are for...
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7 months ago
bubba267
Livin my inner redneck
Hope you're back in the saddle soon. Make sure your young lady visitors don't cause too much of a stir with the nurses.
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7 months ago
IWantHerOnMe
I'd live this way again
"All dancers have to do is show up and be gorgeous and accessible."
Is this what you really think? I skipped most of what you wrote after I spotted this, but wondered...
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7 months ago
RonJax2
Strip Club Connoisseur
"They understand the circumstances and arrive dressed in civvie clothes so to not attract attention."
You're clearly mingling in classier social circles than I am, but nevertheless if she shows up she's going upstairs. I don't care if she walks in wearing a wooden barrel and rubber boots.
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7 months ago
RonJax2
Strip Club Connoisseur
I remember when people on these boards didn't know what a day use hotel was and look at them now lol...
"And has anyone ever been called out by hotel management for bringing a SWer to their room?"
Not once. Some hotels you can check into now send a digital key so you don't even have to talk with anyone on staff if you don't feel like it.
"What happened and how did you handle it?"
If it ever happened I'd probably just smile and shrug. Then walk away. You don't know what the locals are going to care about so admit nothing and get on with your day.
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8 months ago
IWantHerOnMe
I'd live this way again
I've had some pretty good times at this club. Haven't been there in a while but it had some definite advantages going for it from a talent and mileage perspective. Spanish speakers had a bit of an edge with the Latina lineup, but anyone could enjoy the fun.
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8 months ago
rattdog
New York
I was at a club in North Carolina (think it was Goldsboro?) at this club that was a converted house. While I was talking to this dancer The Hills by the Weekend came on and her voicebox must've been vibrating because it sounded like her voice was getting auto-tuned lol. She kept trying to talk and I just started to laugh. She looked embarrassed and I just pointed to get lap dances. It worked out.
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8 months ago
ilbbaicnl
Keep it in my pants when I do OTC. If I were a stripper it would stand for I like big bucks and I can not lie.
"Years ago, I a Cuban dancer in Florida, kept putting her hands around my throat."
Yes, she was thinking about killing you. But at least you lived.
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8 months ago
nicespice
Here's what pornhub posted about it btw...
" Dear user,
As you may know, your elected officials in Texas are requiring us to verify your age before allowing you access to our website. Not only does this impinge on the rights of adults to access protected speech, it fails strict scrutiny by employing the least effective and yet also most restrictive means of accomplishing Texas’s stated purpose of allegedly protecting minors.
While safety and compliance are at the forefront of our mission, providing identification every time you want to visit an adult platform is not an effective solution for protecting users online, and in fact, will put minors and your privacy at risk.
Attempting to mandate age verification without any means to enforce at scale gives platforms the choice to comply or not, leaving hundreds of thousands of websites open and accessible. As we've seen in other states, such bills have failed to protect minors, by driving users from those few websites which comply, to the hundreds of thousands of websites with far fewer safety measures in place, which do not comply. Very few sites are able to compare to the robust Trust and Safety measures we currently have in place. To protect minors and user privacy, any legislation must be enforced against all platforms offering adult content.
Unfortunately, the Texas law for age verification is ineffective, haphazard, and dangerous. Not only will it not actually protect children, but it will also inevitably reduce content creators’ ability to post and distribute legal adult content and directly impact their ability to share the artistic messages they want to convey with it.
The safety of our users is one of our biggest concerns. We believe that the only effective solution for protecting minors and adults alike is to verify users’ age on their device and to either deny or allow access to age-restricted materials and websites based on that verification.
We call on all adult sites to comply with the law. Until the real solution is offered, we have made the difficult decision to completely disable access to our website in Texas. In doing so, we are complying with the law, as we always do, but hope that governments around the world will implement laws that actually protect the safety and security of users.
We encourage you to:
Learn more about device-based age verification* solutions that make the internet safer while also respecting your privacy.
Contact your representatives and demand device-based verification solutions that make the internet safer while also respecting your privacy.
*Device-Based Age Verification refers to any approach to age verification where the personal information that is used to verify the user’s age is either shared in-person at an authorized retailer, inputted locally into the user’s device, or stored on a network controlled by the device manufacturer or the supplier of the device’s operating system. Whether through pre-installed content blocking and filtering software, the disabling of web-browsing permissions, or other means, the user will then be prevented from accessing age-restricted content over the internet unless they are age-verified. To come to fruition, such an approach requires the cooperation of manufacturers and operating-system providers.
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Pornhub is rated with RTA label. Parents, you can easily block access to this site. Please read this page for more information."
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8 months ago
nicespice
So believe it or not I didn't actually realize I couldn't just go to pornhub in Texas and find, you know, like porn anymore. That's crazy. Add that to the list of things I (prepare for the blasphemy) despise about Texas and the way it's being run. These political dickheads are out of control.
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8 months ago
nicespice
Did something get blocked?
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8 months ago
IWantHerOnMe
I'd live this way again
Yeah, vote the way you want to. That's why the system is set up that way. It someone posts that Sally fucked his brains out again just like she does every Tuesday, then aside from using the name being a foul we know that guys get fucked there and Sally may in fact fuck if she wants to.
Or you can just read the last line in what Dolfan wrote and just +1 it.
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9 months ago
motorhead
Fat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life
Lol. She is sneaky nerdy hot, but yeah that was a chick making "zero" signs who definitely had a facepalm moment later on. And yes, it does look like how a ton of double blowjob vids are framed with a chick between two dicks lol.
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9 months ago
booty_lover92
Somewhere in the Carolinas
I've heard this before. Everybody has their hangups about something.
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9 months ago
MrWorldwide
This guy sounded totally drunk when he wrote this, so maybe he's not aware it sounds like a lot. Austin prices have gone up, but somebody's gotta draw a line somewhere because not every club has got the talent to back the higher asking price. Even so, Follies in ATL was a special case so arguing those prices isn't going to get you very far.
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9 months ago
ptorrent3
North Carolina
If a dancer straight up stinks to the point I wouldn't let her ass touch my clothes, if it's a club I'm in regularly I'll mention it to a dancer I know well enough for it to not blow up. I've seen dancers get pulled off the floor to have "the talk" after I've brought it up. If I'm there for the first (and maybe only) time I'll just find a way to put her off and keep her away from me. A little BO to me isn't a problem if I like how the girl smells, but we know the kind of smells getting talked about here lol.
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9 months ago
shailynn
They never tell you what you need to know.
But she's no Halle Berry. She got that cra cra to keep her young...