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Do NOT stick batteries up your penis.

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shadowcatAtlanta suburb

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nypost.com

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ATACdawg

Was he charged with battery for this stupid act?

I am ever ready to hear......🫤😜

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IWantHerOnMe

This dude should be committed.

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Muddy

Hurts reading that

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Studme53

uhh...I usually say, "To each his own", but no.

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Puddy Tat

I read a prison guard's blog where he talked about a prisoner sticking baby carrots in his pee hole.

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elmer

Nope, not clicking that link

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wallanon

Do at first I was laughing because of all the bad puns, but then they got into the gory details. Not funny. At all. Oh well, at least he had a lot of years to put his member to good use.

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crosscheck

I told myself not to click on the link, yet somehow couldn't keep myself from doing so anyway. Good grief.

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rickthelion

Yeah…that was kind of my fault. This hairless ape was pissing me off so I said “hey you damn dirty ape, y’know what gives you super amazingly amazing orgasms? Stuffing batteries up your lil wang.” I didn’t think he’d do it, but you have to admit the outcome is kinda funny. ROAR!!!

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IfIGottaBeDamned

The article doesn’t expressly state one way or the other, but I have to think he is eligible for a Darwin Award.

(You don’t have to die; you just need to be incapable of making any further contributions to the human gene pool.)

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