Do at first I was laughing because of all the bad puns, but then they got into the gory details. Not funny. At all. Oh well, at least he had a lot of years to put his member to good use.
Yeah…that was kind of my fault. This hairless ape was pissing me off so I said “hey you damn dirty ape, y’know what gives you super amazingly amazing orgasms? Stuffing batteries up your lil wang.” I didn’t think he’d do it, but you have to admit the outcome is kinda funny. ROAR!!!
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last commentWas he charged with battery for this stupid act?
I am ever ready to hear......🫤😜
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Hurts reading that
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uhh...I usually say, "To each his own", but no.
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Nope, not clicking that link
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Do at first I was laughing because of all the bad puns, but then they got into the gory details. Not funny. At all. Oh well, at least he had a lot of years to put his member to good use.
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I told myself not to click on the link, yet somehow couldn't keep myself from doing so anyway. Good grief.
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Solid advice.
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Yeah…that was kind of my fault. This hairless ape was pissing me off so I said “hey you damn dirty ape, y’know what gives you super amazingly amazing orgasms? Stuffing batteries up your lil wang.” I didn’t think he’d do it, but you have to admit the outcome is kinda funny. ROAR!!!
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The article doesn’t expressly state one way or the other, but I have to think he is eligible for a Darwin Award.
(You don’t have to die; you just need to be incapable of making any further contributions to the human gene pool.)
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