Smash or Pass

Smash!

Kelly Bundy kept us mildly chuffed through grade school. Thank you Christina Applegate!

I was wildly intrigued when Al Bundy had crazy sexy women in mindresses and high heels come strutting his shoe store. There's got to be a porn parody based on that.

I also remember a very young, slim and sexy Mila Jokavik as one of Kelly's friends or a foreign exchange student of something, slinking around in a tight minidress and cock-teasing poor Al. I didn't know whether to feel sorry for him or envy him. Great show. Ed O'Neil was sublime.

Did you know Milla Jovovich was only 14 when that episode was filmed?

Sadly, after beating breast cancer, the lovely Christina Applegate is now battling MS and has said she will likely never act again. Anyway, if she was open to it, I'd still say "smash" regardless of her condition!

She was prime fap material back in the day.

Definitely smash, but she wasn’t top tier of the 80’s - 90’s TV actresses.

In honor of the NBA all star weekend - she’s not Jordan or Kareem - she’s more on the level of Tim Duncan or Kevin Durant.

Top Tier would be Sarah Michelle Gellar. Heather Locklear. Tiffany Amber Thiesen.

I'd smash that chick and I don't care if she has multiple sclerosis is one of the most monger things ever said. Today's lesson in living the hobby brought to you by misterorange.