Reviews by chasman

I made a happy hour trip to Cheetahs this trip on Thursday, September 7th and had a pretty nice time given the general drop in talent level since my last (night time) visit. No…

I made an afternoon trip to the CH2 on Tuesday, September 5th, arriving about 3:30 or so. Upon entering I had to close my eyes for a slow count to 20 to be able…

I had to be up and functional at an ungodly hour on Friday morning to check out of my hotel and fly home, so on Thursday night, September 7th, I opted to stay sober…

I hit the Rhino a little before midnight on Tuesday, September 5th. Cover was $20, and they made me check my fanny pack. That’s right I’m one of those geeky, loser tourists who…

I dropped into Seamless for a return visit late at night on Wednesday, September 6th. Since my last visit in March they’ve finished the building exterior, including a place for cabs to line up…

What a difference a Saturday night and a few months make. My last couple of visits to the P have been anything but spectacular, but I dropped in again last night and had a…

I visited the Rhino on Sunday, March 26, my first night in Vegas in almost a year. I hadn't been to the Rhino in almost three years, before the renovations, and wasn't expecting much…

I was checking out the Orleans hotel as a potential new home base when traveling to Vegas in the future and checked out Seamless since a good strip club within walking distance could make me…

Stopped in a couple of nights ago during a visit to Portland. I was wandering around downtown and almost went to Cabaret, but the crack ho's outside put me off going in so I…

I was driving back to Vancouver (BC) from Portland and thought I'd make a side trip to that Seattle strip club I'd read so much about all these years to see what all the fuss…

I went to the Paramount last Sunday around 10pm. It's two-for-one couch dances on Sundays, so how could I go wrong, right? If only I'd known then what I know now. Around a dozen…

I dropped into the 5 the other night and had a good time, staying long enough to see a full rotation of this week's five stage features and sticking around to see one, Lotus Lane,…

Another visit to the Cecil and it wasn't that different from my last visit, which is good. The 3 stage shows I saw while I was there were very good, including one fire-dancer.…

I dropped into the Cecil for a short visit and had a damn good time. The beer was cold and arrived quickly, $6.60 for a pint of quality dark. The DJ…

Went to Brandi's last night and wasn't as impressed as on previous visits. For one thing it was dead at about 815, with more staff than patrons, and the first dancer didn't hit the…

I will qualify this rating by saying that I did not get a private dance when I went the other night: the house dancers rated from 3 to 5 and the only feature…

I felt in need of a bit of a mood elevator and figured that naked women were a better alternative than going chemical so I headed on down to the P last night. Although…

I went to the OG on Tuesday, May 3 and Wednesday, May 4, sometime shortly after midnight both nights; things were better the first night but I enjoyed both visits. However, it…

I made Cheetah's the first club visit of my recent trip to LV, going on a Monday at around 10pm or so. Paid my cabbie, paid my cover and remembered why I…

I made my first trip to Sapphire and only my second trip to a Vegas mega-stripclub on Thursday, May 5 around 1 am. Given what a bad time I had a Jaguar's a couple…

I hadn't been to the Paramount in a couple of years, in spite of living about 5 minutes away. It used to be the only club in the Vancouver area that had private dances…