I was checking out the Orleans...

I was checking out the Orleans hotel as a potential new home base when traveling to Vegas in the future and checked out Seamless since a good strip club within walking distance could make me forget how many kids and families I saw wandering through the Orleans. I'm very happy to report that I forget how many kids and families I saw wandering through the Orleans. Seamless will get a return visit regardless of where I stay next trip.

The club is laid out very differently from other Vegas strip clubs, in part because it turns into an after hours dance club at 4 am. However, while I stayed until about 4:30 they didn't seem in any hurry to switch formats that night. The stage takes up most of one whole side of the club, with large LED video screens on each side – the screens can be distracting because they run brief looped clips of other dancers in various states of undress non-stop. Removable tables and chairs are arranged in front of the stage on what purportedly becomes the after-hours dance floor, with some couches between the dance floor and the bar. The bar is large and triangular and set in the middle of the room. The stalls in the restroom are unisex, but there is a separate men only section with urinals. Waitresses were pretty and quick, the DJ was pleasantly innocuous and the bouncers were fairly sparse. On the down side, the building is not set up for any kind of taxi line so taxis line up on a vacant gravel lot next door and you have to walk over to flag down one yourself .

But enough about the club, how are the girls? A bit of a mixed bag, ranging from 4-9 that night with more in the higher end. There was a mix of ethnicities and body types and I didn't hear "Wannadance?" once all night. I went to the VIP for a half hour with Sway, a pretty, sexy and very entertaining girl visiting from the East Coast – not a lot of grind but still a lot of fun. I got two sets of five on the main floor from Lillian, a pretty Asian girl also from the East Coast who gave and allowed plenty of contact but had to break up the dances to go onstage. Between sets with Lillian I got two fairly tame dances from a devastatingly pretty, very dark skinned, lithely built girl who said she was from Ethiopia but I could not make out her name, sorry. All in all a very good night at a new club that will probably get even better in another few months.