I went to the...

I went to the OG on Tuesday, May 3 and Wednesday, May 4, sometime shortly after midnight both nights; things were better the first night but I enjoyed both visits. However, it just wasn't the same quality of experience or dancers that I had last year. Crowds were pretty good both nights and there were 3 or 4 stages in use most of the time I was there. Waitresses were good at their jobs and bouncers were walking around a lot but generally keeping their eyes pointed straight ahead instead of down at chair level.

On Tuesday I got two sets of great dances from Jolie, a beautiful, friendly, easy to talk to brunette from Montreal with an ivy tattoo down her spine; one set from Kayla, a raunchier local girl with butterfly wings over her tailbone (her pic is on the OG website); and one set from Kelly, a pretty, freckled, too skinny blonde from LA with fabulous if very expensive breasts. All three girls were calling it a night after a few dances with me but all three said I should come back the next night, so I did.

Kayla was the only one of them there on Wednesday and she talked me into going into the VIP: half an hour for $300 she said. Tack on $40 for two drinks, $5 for the freaking jukebox, and an extra $20 to cover off her stage fee, but it turned out to be much closer to an hour and the quality was VIP so I can't complain too much, except about the jukebox. Maybe this is a minor quibble and I understand that they may want to provide VIP customers with their own choice of music, but for these prices they could do it for free, maybe with a sign restricting selections to 3 or 4 songs in a row. And no, the box did NOT slip into random play mode if there were no selections, you just got silence. Afterwards Kayla sat with me in the main room for a while before wandering off in search of fresh prey. She did seem disappointed that I didn't have my cell with me in Vegas, but that may just have been stripper-bull or a quest for an outside customer, I don't know. Of course, a little while later I let Vanessa, a very nice looking, well proportioned, probably early 30s blonde drag me into a corner and her dances on the main floor were every bit as good as Kayla's in the VIP. God is an iron.