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Will she get him to pay her bail?

I hate it when the drugs fuck up the sex.

I like blowjobs. What else needs to be said here?

I like blowjobs. What else needs to be said here?

When I lose my dentures in some chick's pussy.

Surely this cannot be true?

You have to play BJ for an hour at the $100 table before they will tell you where it is. And if there are…

That is her business model. It is used by a lot of different businesses, especially in the adult industry. She wants fewer sales that…

Let's face it. If we were such great lovers that women could get off from dry humping our clothed erections for three minutes, word…

I won't take them back if they are botching about the other dancers being whores. I figure they won't give me what I want,…

If they are right in front of you, grab an eyefull. If they are across the room, grab binoculars.

I would fuck her silly if given the opportunity; but under no circumstances, even for said fucking, would I have a conversation with her…

He didn't just go out for a piece of ass. He took the whole damn thing.

I was new here when I made up the name, and not being very original, I didn't give it much thought.

Sadly, I never got to fuck her; but there was a really hot young thing at one of my client's office. She would wear…

Premature Submission?

Best of luck in your new career.

I haven't been there; but the line between stripper and hooker can get pretty fine at certain establishments.

Don't think I have ever tried it, but Fred Sanford talked about Applejack once or twice.

Speaking of hard liquor, I can be one if she'll give me half a chance.

Not only do I not tell; but I also take countermeasures to keep anyone, including dancers, from guessing.

If that is a sample of Backpage, I might need to get mine on the front page

Were you doing her uncovered, or did you cover up again after busting on her ass? I am just curious.

I can remember all…

Better hope there isn't a shooting or something in that club. I'd hate for my DBA to be up on the wall in a…

Biggest rip-off for me, at least so far, has been overcounting, or the perpetual upsell in the VIP room.