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Hooker 'turns into donkey', court hears

A MAN caught having sex with a donkey stunned a court on Monday by claiming that the animal was in fact a hooker he pulled from a nightclub.

Sunday Moyo, 28, from Mandava township in Zvishavane, was charged with bestiality on Monday.

Zvishavane magistrate Mildred Matuvi heard how Moyo was found by police officers on routine patrol performing a sex act on the animal inside his yard just after 4AM last Sunday.

The donkey, which had been tied by the neck to a tree, was lying on the ground.

Although he was not formally asked to enter a plea, Moyo admitted committing the crime but told the magistrate an enthralling tale which had the court in stitches.

“Your worship, I only came to know that I was being intimate with a donkey when I got arrested,” he began.

“I had hired a prostitute and paid US$20 for the service at Down Town night club and I don't know how she then became a donkey.”

The magistrate remanded Moyo in custody to October 27 and also ordered that he be examined by two government psychiatrists.

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txtittyfan
13 years ago
Douchester was one of the donkeys regulars for $150.
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crazyjoe
13 years ago
That gives new meaning to Donkey show
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Dudester
13 years ago
YIKES !! Shape shifting prostitutes ? Morgana Le Fay with one of Merlin's spells. Ahh, that Merlin, ever the trickster.
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rickdugan
13 years ago
LOL. It sucks when you take out one thing and she becomes something else. I've had a couple of those over the years. Jack Daniels might have been involved in those incidents.
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SuperDude
13 years ago
Does this remind anyone of a bad blind date?
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georgmicrodong
13 years ago
At least he didn't make an ass of *himself*.
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steve229
13 years ago
You know, there was that one horse-faced dancer...
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vincemichaels
13 years ago
I've met that horse-faced dancer !!
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steve229
13 years ago
Yes, vince, she had a nice body, but the neighing got annoying, don't you think?

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gatorfan
13 years ago
I fucked a donkey I mean stripper
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looneylarry
13 years ago
Why hasn't policeman chimed in yet and threatened to bust anybody off this board that is thinking about fucking donkeys?
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bang69
13 years ago
I'v herd & seen ugly strippers but this takes the cake
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vincemichaels
13 years ago
Yes, and she kicked, too, steve229 :)
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Doc_Holliday
13 years ago
Vice TV had a bit on the Asses of Colombia
(not for the faint of heart)

http://www.vice.com/the-vice-guide-to-se…
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gatorfan
13 years ago
I bet she had a nice Ass
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newmark
13 years ago
He didn't just go out for a piece of ass. He took the whole damn thing.
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steve229
13 years ago

Cop to donkey: Why the long face, ma'am?
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