Hooker 'turns into donkey', court hears
A MAN caught having sex with a donkey stunned a court on Monday by claiming that the animal was in fact a hooker he pulled from a nightclub.
Sunday Moyo, 28, from Mandava township in Zvishavane, was charged with bestiality on Monday.
Zvishavane magistrate Mildred Matuvi heard how Moyo was found by police officers on routine patrol performing a sex act on the animal inside his yard just after 4AM last Sunday.
The donkey, which had been tied by the neck to a tree, was lying on the ground.
Although he was not formally asked to enter a plea, Moyo admitted committing the crime but told the magistrate an enthralling tale which had the court in stitches.
“Your worship, I only came to know that I was being intimate with a donkey when I got arrested,†he began.
“I had hired a prostitute and paid US$20 for the service at Down Town night club and I don't know how she then became a donkey.â€
The magistrate remanded Moyo in custody to October 27 and also ordered that he be examined by two government psychiatrists.
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Douchester was one of the donkeys regulars for $150.
That gives new meaning to Donkey show
YIKES !! Shape shifting prostitutes ? Morgana Le Fay with one of Merlin's spells. Ahh, that Merlin, ever the trickster.
LOL. It sucks when you take out one thing and she becomes something else. I've had a couple of those over the years. Jack Daniels might have been involved in those incidents.
Does this remind anyone of a bad blind date?
At least he didn't make an ass of himself.
You know, there was that one horse-faced dancer...
I've met that horse-faced dancer !!
Yes, vince, she had a nice body, but the neighing got annoying, don't you think?
I fucked a donkey I mean stripper
Why hasn't policeman chimed in yet and threatened to bust anybody off this board that is thinking about fucking donkeys?
I'v herd & seen ugly strippers but this takes the cake
Yes, and she kicked, too, steve229 :)
Vice TV had a bit on the Asses of Colombia (not for the faint of heart)
I bet she had a nice Ass
He didn't just go out for a piece of ass. He took the whole damn thing.
Cop to donkey: Why the long face, ma'am?
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