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18 years ago
I've had lots of great ones. One that comes to mind was this ebony dancer in a white gown and t-back. As she was doing the main stage, there was thing spotlight that came out of the stairs behind her, and it was shining right through her legs as she was on her knees. i noticed a bulge inn her t-back, and started getting excited at the thought of her piercing "down there". I stared at her intently during her dance, imagining the feel of that metal through the smooth fabric.
She came directly to my table when she finished her rotation. I was stunned by her English accent- not unlike listening to the sexy voice of Elizabeth Hurley. Seems she was born in Africa, and brought up in England. Wow, I was so intrigued!
After a bit of small talk, I inquired about her piercing. I have never seen an ebony black person turn red from blushing before. She was sufficiently embarrassed, but I failed to understand why. she explained she was NOT pierced, but that was her big clit!
Off we went to VIP, and I have never had such an experience- multiple O's on her part for at least 6 songs- probably more. She seemed to just lose all control as she massaged my member with her juicy mound, head falling back, deep moans, heavy breathing, clutching me tight, then leaning back, chest and stomach heaving from her heavy breathing. Her t-back was soaking wet, as were my pants.
I was drained, she was drained, and my wallet was soon to be drained, though she only charged me for six songs instead of the ten or so this went on.
I really wasn't sure if I needed to pay her, or her pay me.
I went back a few months later, but she was long gone... :-(
discussion comment
18 years ago
I went to a casual club in slacks and a polo, with nice casual shoes. I didn't get much interest from anyone, even though I was the best dressed in the place, and tipped most of the girls at the stage and the bar. The dancer I asked for a dance noticed my cologne after she got started. It was like pouring gasoline on a smoldering match... I soon had a full on house fire! I got way more than I bargained for.
Never underestimate the power of a great cologne!
discussion comment
19 years ago
I like the idea of a girl dressed in contemporary street clothing, and stripping. Super low rise jeans, wide leather belt, belly shirt, those pointy high heels, bra and a thong. Like a college kid going clubbing.
I also like fishnet... patent leather, thigh high boots, garter belts, etc...
discussion comment
19 years ago
Wow, great post all! I think you hit on my all time least favorite acts from dancers, including:
The flutter purring moaning i heard from nearly every dancer at one club in LA.
Jelly rump shaking. I hate jiggly butts. I am old(er). Don't do this to a guy who is over 30 would be my guess.
Ass slapping- unless it is on the stage, and your doing some sort of fetish "show" with the appropriate costume (lots of black leather). OK if another girl slaps your stripper ass, but probably just once. Never slap my ass unless I ask for it. And I wont.
Bad shoes that don't fit, or are too short (toes hanging over the end). If you don't have great feet, and well manicured toes, wear closed shoes, or boots.
I HATE when dancers bounce hard on my stiff member. That hurts. I hate when they grind too hard. Hurts too. I am gonna start telling them this, even at the risk of hurting their feelings (they do have feelings, I am sure).
Biting. I had one girl bite me on the face and broke the skin. I shoulda kicked her ass right there. I don't like my member chomped on either. Something light is OK. But chomping is not.
Any action that seems fake. It all is, but if they cant pull it off, they should stop. I have had girls have orgasms while dancing for me, and not go all Meg Ryan on me. Thats cool.
Razor stubble anywhere. Sheesh!
Glitter. Stop this already!
Overly athletic lap dances. This is supposed to be a turn on for the guy, and we are not olympic gymnast judges.
Any patronizing greetings from a girl half my age. If a stripper is 40, she can call me just about anything. If she is 20, stick with handsome, sweetie or baby.
I don't mind nipple licking if it is not overly done. By her or everyone in the club. Save it for a lap dance, and maybe the 2nd in a row, or later.
slapping the kitty can be nice, but only if its on the 2nd or third dance in a row. And it cant look fake.
ATLFa (all time least favorite action) is when a girl blows by my table and ask for a dance. Hit and run girls. yuck.
discussion comment
19 years ago
If she sits with her back to me, and leans back so I can see her face, looks at me, allows me to roam my hands a bit, or even better, grabs my hands and places them on her breast, or eleswhere, wow!
If it is not something like that, and she is distant, mechanical, move on. Now. Cut the dance short to make the point. None of us desire this kind of behavior. Not even the other dancers, I suspect. It kills their club and their $$$. Acting is a valuable asset for this profession. If a girl cant act, she should find a job elsewhere.
I don't usually "grope" unless invited, and I know this is a turn off for the dancers. Guys should stop this behavior. It would go better for all of us.
Also, the grindage needs to be gentle. I don't like carpet burn on my member. Makes for a bad week.
discussion comment
19 years ago
shadowcat: getting slightly off topic here with the "grope" issue, but I agree it depends on the local. Here at home, we have what I think is a 6' rule that nobody seems to follow- its full contact laps with some of the girls groping the customer, and some not. Still, not all the girls like to be groped. I respect that. Not that I like a "no touch" rule... but I think if the dancer doesn't want it, or doesn't indicate she wants you to touch, you should respect that. She will likely change over time, or find something else to do, since most dancers here allow at least some touching. Still, I had a dance recently by a new girl who didn't want me to touch her, didn't stick her tits in my face or mouth (close, but no contact) and yet it was a great dance. Turns out she was just not that into me, but was seriously into my SO! Funny how the tables were turned, since we often turn down dancers we are not attracted to.
I just don't want us as customers to act as if we set the rules. If we do, it will become a free for all, extras all around, and frankly, the clubs here would be closed for that. Also, if I wanted "anything goes", those girls are available for a phone call. Thats not my thing, but I do enjoy a good strip club where there are limits (even if not ALWAYS enforced by the club or the dancer).
I do understand there are strip clubs where groping is the norm, and they are not necessarily cat houses either. Its a finer line to walk, but it can be done if management puts bouncers all over the club. I am not much for that either.
discussion comment
19 years ago
davids: I know exactly what you mean! I learned while in LA and Vegas that clubs with private dance booths, rooms, etc... don't give a guy a chance to preview how the dance might go by watching dancers dance for other guys. I had a very lame mechinical dance at a place in Vegas (Lil Darlings?) and the girl just talked the whole time. I wanted to laugh. It was like she was baking a cake or something- total disconnect. Afterward, I tipped her, and she asked if it was OK, and I said exactly what I thought about it- "lame". She seemed shocked. I had never done that before, I usually just said "fine" and walked away.
So, to get back on topic, I guess that is my strange act at a club, critiquing dances- good and bad. If especially good I give an extra tip. If bad, I tip and tell them what I think they are doing wrong. Like the girl in Austin who hit me up for an extra $5.00 AFTER the dance because I touched her tits. She got schooled on sales and customer service.
discussion comment
19 years ago
It wasn't "exactly" enforced when I was there at Lil Darlings (nude, with private dance areas) recently. First girl was no touch, the next said I could touch for extra tip. Frankly, this was a turn off to me, so I moved on.
discussion comment
19 years ago
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minnowAny place that interests me.
I have had both the experiences you mention, but I want to make my reviews here reflect the clubs, not the individual dancers I interact with. Individual dancers change more often than management, facilities, local ordinances, etc... and should not bear much weight when reviewing CLUBS. Also, dancers react differently to different patrons, and since I cant walk in your shoes, I have no way to know if they will be more into you than me. One 20 YO white hottie I know wont dance for blacks or mexicans, but gives me and my SO significant GFE (older white couple). Most very young dancers tend to go for the young pretty boys more than mature guys or couples like us. We all have preferences and predjuices.
That said, if the club has a heavy infulence in the attitude of the girls, just say so. And if the club sux, but there is one or more girls who make it worth your time, then rate the club poorly and mention the hot girls.
discussion comment
19 years ago
OK, i haven't read all the post here, but here are a few I would throw in.
Phone booths where I can use my cell phone without leaving the club.
A barber chair and a sexy female barber so I can get a haircut, or shave, while I watch dancers.
Female @ shoe shine chair next to the barber chair.
Massage room (glassed in, but much quieter) where I can get a back massage. Not a "happy ending" place, but serious stress relief being offered for $1.00/min.
Easy, secure, safe free "self-parking", but complimentary valet also, with hand wash available.
21 and up- always. Kids need to be doing something else with their time.
Try to reflect the neighborhood regarding dancers and customers. One of my favorites has just gone "ghetto" with their dancers and it seriously doesn't fit for the neighborhood or the customer base. I like- probably PREFER- black girls, but having over half of the dancers black in this club just doesn't work. I predict it will close in a few months, after they run all the legitimate customers off, and have nothing but street gangs, selling drugs, and fights.
Eliminate VIP cost when VIP room is empty for REGULAR customers. This is a "perk". Explain that if VIP fills up with paying customers, they have to pay up or move outside to the main room. Granted, this is not for the Vegas style VIP "booths", but for the large clubs that have a quite VIP room set apart from the main room. For clubs that charge an annual fee for VIP, offer mini plans- like coupon books at a lesser price, or just one time fees.
discussion comment
19 years ago
Great question. My first impulse is to say black girls, but if you want to break it down, it goes something like this.
Black girls often seem to be the "friendliest" to guys they never met before. I have had more black girls I didn't know try to go wild on me than any other race. Nasty factor is way up there.
However, after a few nasty dances, I got bored of it. And scared. If she is wanting to do "that" with me, a guy she never met, who did she do five minutes before me? I usually have to hold them off, which is tough when I'm horny and socially lubricated.
So, since I have tired of nasty, I am looking for "higher class" strippers (LOL) who can play the game without going for the end zone at the kickoff. That usually takes a really good looking girl of any race, who is into making a connection with my mind, sexually speaking. That means she has to be a really great dancer, quite a tease, good at conversation, stunningly sexy/beautiful, with clothes to match. A total package girl. For me, this is usually a white girl of model material. And when I find one like that that I can go see again and again, develop a rapport, well that beast nasty any day of the week. In any case, its the girl, not the color of her skin.
In conclusion- if I am there for "one night only" (traveling) and don't have a lot of time, I tend to look by race in this order: black, asian, latina, white. If it is my regular club, color doesn't play much into it, except for variety.
Wow. I need a hobby!
discussion comment
19 years ago
1) Give a local club a less than great review- even when they deserved it. Fast way to become persona non grata.
2) Not agreeing on the price of a dance when there are many prices offered in a club, depending on the location, amount of clothing removed, etc.... I ended up paying the highest price per dance but didn't get all the options that should have come with it. Now I ask a lot of questions when in a strange club, before the first dance, so as to get the ground rules down. Probably makes me look silly, but whatever.
3) Going to VIP with a girl I never has even seen before, much less had dance for me. Doh!
I am sure I have dozens more, but this just depresses me to think of it.
discussion comment
18 years ago
In any event, The Art of the Lap Dance is something to be relished as much as the final destination itself, whether it be in or out of the club.
If this happens for you on a date with a non-dancer, next time, take time to stop and smell the roses along the way. Its not something to be dispensed with so you can "get it on". She is trying to please you, as well as get into the moment herself. She is pretending to be someone she is not- the exotic dancer. A nasty girl. A stripper. Allow her this, and encourage her. You may well be rewarded by allowing her this fantasy. Cut her short and you cheat yourself.
Bear in mind that sex happens in the brain or it doesn't happen at all. your brain AND hers. Its a chemical thing. If she wants to warm up by stripping, by all means, let her!