Be certain with CERTS
dennyspade
Illinois
OK, you visited a club for the first time. The dancers were attentive, you tipped aggressively at the stage and were rewarded with very good lappers in the VIP or whatever they call their private dance area.
You begin to think about when you can return and repeat this experience. Same venue, same dancers, same time of day. Lukewarm experience. What the F happened?!?!
Try as you might, you begin to think it was you ... was it my breath, deodorant, etc. ? Has this ever happened to you ?
You begin to think about when you can return and repeat this experience. Same venue, same dancers, same time of day. Lukewarm experience. What the F happened?!?!
Try as you might, you begin to think it was you ... was it my breath, deodorant, etc. ? Has this ever happened to you ?
19 comments
With the income that rappers and athletes have at their disposal; you can imagine the collective glee of some dancers as they try to size up potential bankrolls by the "bling-bling" of the watches, bracelets, etc. they observe.
I've noticed that although those guys may flash the wad, rarely will they give it away without a promise of an OTC rendevous at the Hotel of their choice.
Never underestimate the power of a great cologne!
I most CERTainly agree that nights at the clubs will vary, even with the same cast of characters present. It may be the last week of the month (bills coming due); approaching Holidays where the "dancing squirrels are stocking up" since the clubs may be shut down to observe CERTain holidays.
So, I must assume that this is one of the risks of circulating amongst the local area clubs. "It IS what it IS ..."
Thanks for chiming in ...
Same thing applies to regular bars. Just because one night I go visit and just plan on playing some arcade games and having a couple of drinks during a short visit but I meet a sexy horny girl who starts feeling my legs and gives me her number when I wasn't even trying to pick up any girls, I don't expect that to happen every visit.