Reviews by mroo

I was here for about an hour, here's a compilation of what I saw: Two women chatting behind the bar- they might have been servers, one of them finally stopped chatting long enough to serve me…

I visited Wild Orchid last Thursday evening at the behest of a friend. He wound up being late, so I spent most of my time jawing with an incredibly good looking bartender while dropping a…

After paying my five bucks, I was immediately struck by the fact no one was dancing. Just me, three other customers and the cashier all in a cramped little storefront that smelled vaguely of mildew.…

I haven't been in here for quite some time and thought I'd give it a try once again. My first visit was pleasant enough to warrant a few more visits over the last summer. Here's…

It's hard not to write a carbon copy of other reviews, but there are a few things that I think bear repeating: - The bartenders are usually the most attractive somewhat naked women in the joint.…

Based on the fact a dancer (mentioned by other reviewers) I've known for a more than a few years has started picking up shifts at the RCS, I went out of my way on a…

After Mynt lost their liquor license (details here: http://www.scribd.com/doc/60787627/OLCC-Mynt-Investigation-Report-and-Charge-Letter) and closed its doors late last summer, the Doss' still had a lease for the old LaFortuna property that they were still obligated to pay for…

Given Dean MacBale's abundant legal problems, criminal and civil, Federal and State, I decided to check the place out a few times over the last month and visit with some of my old ATF's before…

I've been to Lure a three times over the last rainy season (it was so bad the first time, I was sure I just caught it on an off night), and I've yet to have…

I've never been to one of the local "lap dance" or "jack shack" establishments before, so I wasn't sure what to expect. Apparently, I should have no expectations whatsoever. There were only two dancers working on…

This is still the place in Portland to visit if you're looking to ogle some gorgeous women and not spend a fortune in the process. I stopped in last Saturday night around the afternoon/evening shift change-…

Yikes! Well, this place fell off a cliff in the last three months. Out of my last four visits, just one dancer managed to show up or there were no dancers at all. Staff has…

The good: Physically, this is a great club- it's clean, has a great sound system, the one large stage is pleasant to sit at as are the couches to the side, and the upstairs dance…

Quick summary: The bartender was cute and friendly and the rest of the staff didn't act like jerks. The contractors were short on bad attitudes, bad ink, and bad metal, as well as surprisingly long…

I stumbled in here just about midnight, deciding that I didn't want to spend the rest of the night watching my friends gamble or help them wait in line until 3AM to get into the…

George's Dancin' Bare is similar to Mary's, The Acropolis, and Club 205- forget about 'private' dances, tip at the stage, and enjoy some decent pub food at a cheap price. Like the other clubs mentioned,…

If you like horrible service from angry staff, naked fatties, and ROB's, this is the place downtown! I've been waiting for this place to finish decorating or improve their dancers since they've opened, but it looks…

I walked in here around 11 PM on a Saturday night- just left a work related party in the Penthouse on top of the Palms and was feeling frisky and stupid. After paying my stupidity…

If you've been to Spyce, you probably know what to expect already from Mynt: comparatively high priced drinks, dance, and erratic service. Since the club is comparatively larger than Spyce (well, the first floor at…

I stopped in just before the Monday Night Football game got started- probably less than a dozen contractors working, but couldn't really tell in the darkness. The front door staff let me in without paying cover.…

There's nothing good or even so-so about this place, so I'll cut to the chase. DO NOT WANT! DO NOT WANT! DO NOT WANT! DO NOT WANT! DO NOT WANT! DO NOT WANT! The first…

This isn't actually a strip club- it's a very confused bar which on some nights is a Sports Bar, (I'm guessing that based on the promotional materials they had on display) others its a live…

If you were ever in Stars Cabaret Beaverton in the late 1990's, you pretty much know what to expect from a visit, both good and bad: Things to like: - Service - Club cleanliness and layout - Dancer appearance On…

I haven't been here since the Stars Cabaret syndicate sold the place- while it still has the same half finished supper club layout, I was pleasantly surprised by the other improvements they've made in the…

The most recent owner (Sassy's, Dante's, Devil's Point) has done a nice job of taking a cursed location and turning it into one of the best strip joints in Portland. (Over the last decade, it's…