Reviews

Despite the fact that this venue's been cursed for a few years, undergoing at least a half dozen name changes in the process, I thought I'd give it another shot.

Things to like:

• Physically, it's easily…

Soobies has tried to change its clientèle in the last year- it used to appeal to Gresham's Glock-carrying Gangsta junior set, but since the shootings, it looks like they've tried to go for that homespun,…

I was visiting my favorite music store, so I decided to stop by and see what had become of the place since it was the Sandy Jug. Not much apparently- it looked like they hadn't…

When we finally managed to get seated after an hour or so, I just wanted to just sit and observe for a while, but a couple of dancers plopped down on our laps the second…

Turnover is so high here, it's almost impossible to fairly rate this place- I suppose if you live in Sandy or ZigZag, it might have some appeal, but for the most part it doesn't stray…

As neighborhood strip bars go, this isn't a bad place. Like a couple dozen other places in town, it's got a single cobbled together rack, a bar to belly up to, a few pool tables,…

This is absolutely the most fun strip club in all of Portland, period. While you shouldn't expect "Vegas show-girl" women, you don't get the accompanying nonsense with that goes with those sorts of clubs either.…

Things to like:

• Best looking dancers in Portland
• Great service
• Zero "wanna dance" or "gentlemen's club" B.S.

On the fence:

• The food is cheap, but it's greasy
• Hard to find a seat away from the rack…

A slightly above average (for Portland, at least) strip-bar run by the same people who own Dante's and Lucky Devil (catching the theme here?), as well as a few other local enterprises.

Things to like:
Service-…

After a couple of visits, I really wish I had something nice to say about this club, but I just don't.

The service is terrible, the music is too loud, it smells like a tobacco…

Things to like:

• Non smoking.
• Service is outstanding.
• All the women were not only good looking, they actually put on a performance.
• Outdoor seating is terrific.

Things not to like:

• Around eight thirty, the talent walked…

Dino's is now "The Hawthorne Strip".

The bad news is that there's the same kinds of women dancing, same bar, same 4 x 4 stage with a pole as your enter the bar, same service, same…