Reviews by mroo

Haven't been here in a while, thought I'd see how things were mid-week- the DJ wasn't overly obnoxious, and the bathrooms weren't covered in a quarter inch of barf and urine, unlike some of the…

Club Paradise on a Sunday night- there were about a dozen women working the floor, and every last one of them was gorgeous- for the most part, they could all hold a decent conversation, danced…

Sassy's is pretty much the quintessential dive bar strip club- most of the time, it's fairly entertaining. However, last time I was in, the place was under construction, and only one of the stages was…

The only way on earth anyone would rate this better than a 7 is if they were (obviously) shilling or a nice guy from the construction business in New Jersey. There are tons of better…

Ugh. This place is no longer worth the trouble. It's filthy, the place is overrun with idiots, and the service is slower than the DMV on a Friday afternoon. The quality of the women working here…

This isn't a bad place to grab a cheap beer or play pool, but you can say the same for almost any other bar in SE. If you live nearby, it's OK, but I wouldn't…

Hands down, the best club in Las Vegas right now. I was in the Spearmint Rhino on a Tuesday around 10:00 PM. There weren't any conventions in town, and this is sort of the down season…

This is about as good as it gets for North Portland, but if you live in another part of town, I'd try a club closer to home. I've never liked this club since it opened, but…

The only fantasy being in here is how to find the door as quickly as possible. There's no way I'd be interested in anything the women working here had to sell, but I'd be happy to…

Mary's first opened in 1965, and is Portland's oldest strip club. The customers range from street nuts to lesbians gone wild to men in suits. The dancers tend to be on their last legs of…

Stopped in here on a Monday night recently, and as usual, the service was great and the other customers behaved like gentlemen. While it was slow inside, and the place wasn't filled with the usual jaw…

Nasty dirty little bar on a nasty dirty truck route with a one, maybe two nasty not-so-little er, uh, "dancers". I can't say anything good about this place aside from I'm glad it's not in…

Pros: The club itself- seating, sound, lighting, and even the bathrooms are nice. The service- courteous, polite, and prompt The dancers who work here- had the best experiences of any of the places I haunt in Las Vegas. Cons: Even…

The Acropolis is a mixed bag, with just about everything that's good and bad about Portland Strip Clubs in one place. For everything there is to like, there's something to dislike with equal intensity. Many of…

Sadly, all good things must end. It used to be that if you couldn't have fun here, you needed to get your pulse checked. Ten years ago, I used to stay in Seattle one extra…

This is a neighborhood eyesore of a bar that just so happens to have a raised platform with a pole next to the door. I've been in here a few times and haven't ever seen…

The club is run by the same group of people that run the Stars strip bars of Salem, Bend, and Beaverton. That isn't a complete plus or minus in my book, but it does mean…

The best venue for this sort of thing on the east side- some nights are better than others, but it's usually entertaining. Service is always great, the food is excellent, and even on a bad night,…

If you like small, filthy bars, then this is the place for you. However, it's not worth the trouble if you're here for seeing naked women. I've been in here a dozen or more times, and…

I can't say much about the entertainment upstairs, but the entertainers working downstairs range from unattractive to gut turning. I've been in here roughly a half dozen times, have always had great service, been impressed with…

I love this place- it's the first SC I was ever in (quite a few years ago), and it's still one of my favorites after re-opening. Like the rest of downtown Reno, it's still a…

I agree pretty much with what other posters have said about D'B, except I wouldn't recommend the other clubs mentioned over D'B. The place is a run down dump, but the women working the stages are…

Stars Cabaret blankets local radio stations catering to young male audiences with the phrase "bringing a little bit of Las Vegas to...". Unfortunately, they've brought the wrong bits- mostly just hustle and constant money grubbing, and…

Absolutely my favorite club in Oregon. Although it's small and almost never has more than a dozen women working at any one time, I'm always amazed at the percentage of gorgeous women working here.…

When people come from out of town and want to "experience a typical Portland strip bar (club)", I send them to Sassy's. For the most part, the women on stage don't do much for me-…