The Mpire Gentlemen's Club

Washington, D.C., District of Columbia

The Mpire Gentlemen's Club Reviews

• review

  8 years ago
  Nice but pricey and still typical of DC stripclubs.

  Newest and nicest. Modern decor and cleanest strip club in DC. Feels like an upscale nightclub. 3 floors, different theme on each. ID scan at door which I found invasive,...
  JB26

  District of Columbia
• review

  8 years ago
  Daytime - not a lot of dancers

  I've been coming here regularly during the day shift for a couple of years now, and the quality has declined in some ways (while remaining high in others). The biggest problem with their day shift...
  johnsmithgllp

  Kentucky
• review

  8 years ago
  Holy expensive drinks!!?

  Been meaning to stop in here since they remodeled, or rather gutted what was Joanna's many years ago. Joanna's was on the dove side of things. The only thing that remains of it is...
  CaptKangaroo

  Maryland
• review

  8 years ago
  Nice venue

  Mpire is a pretty nice club. It used to be a pretty dumpy club, but They completed renovations within the last couple years. The venue is well designed. The downstairs bar...
  SugarDick
• review

  8 years ago
  Nice club

  I was in DC for a meeting for work and thought I would check out the strip club scene. This is a cool looking club, different in that it is cleaner, better lit, and...
  Thoush
• review

  8 years ago
  Almost the total package

  So Camelot has been (and still is?!) the king on M street but had to check out MPire a few months ago before heading home. This review is broken into my trip during the...
  MDKev
• review

  8 years ago
  Clean Establishment with Pretty Girls

  I went in to check out the club at about 8PM on a Thursday two weeks ago. There was no cover to get in. The bouncers were pretty friendly, although they joked I looked about...
  Zoenaomi
• review

  8 years ago
  Probably about as good as you can expect in DC

  Based on all of the information I have Mpire is probably about as good as you can get in the DC area. It is definitely better (in my experience) than the nearby Camelot (review...
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  NavelObserver
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  In a brilliant place!
• review

  8 years ago
  It was dead

  Stopped by for a beer on a really hot afternoon at about 4PM. There were four girls there, all pretty with decent but not outrageous slim bodies. They were dressed nicely and the bartender...
  Boone

  Kagawa
• review

  8 years ago
  Dancers in a White Box (#60!)

  First off a small milestone for me, this should be my 60th unique SC review! This area of M Street in DC seemed well traveled and well populated at 11pm this Tuesday evening. Doorman...
  JackKash

  New York City
• review

  8 years ago
  Nice luineup

  The weekend lineup at Mpire is usually pretty nice. But whether the club will attract a lot of customers is hit or miss. I think M St., where the club is located,...
  NavelObserver

  Maryland
• review

  8 years ago
  Mpire - DC

  Went to Mpire last Thursday night for the first time. Arrived a little after 9pm. Had to wait at the door for 5-10 minutes as the doorman said the club was at capacity. When...
  yamas

  Virginia
• review

  8 years ago
  Expensive

  Went there after having four martinis at another bar to check it out. Very upscale, built around 3 story high open space, they gutted a row building that used to house an older strip...
  Boone

  Kagawa
• review

  9 years ago
  Mpire is OK for DC strip club

  The Mpire club is right next door to the Camelot Club. The vibe is very different though. This place is bright and shiny and loud. It is very high energy and the cleanest...
  edwardvii

  Texas
• review

  9 years ago
  Still dead and with good reason

  Stopped in a few weeks ago for my 3rd visit here. I haven't been able to make up my mind about this place. While the other visits were so-so, this was disappointing, even annoying. I...
  DollarRalph

  Florida
• review

  9 years ago
  Never coming back

  I am never coming back to this club. I have been to many clubs and this one was the weirdest and annoying club that I have been. Walk in a door man greeted me...
  elpapi80
• review

  9 years ago
  Typical DC Experience

  I finished up with friends at the cigar lounge next door around 9:30, and figured what the hell, it was still early, I'll try this place out for the first time. No cover, at...
  LogicPolice
• review

  9 years ago
  Frustrating

  Not as much fun as my last visit, but the girls are still good looking and the drinks are still pricey. What really annoyed me was their inconsistent opening times. Their website says that...
  redaero

  Maryland
• review

  9 years ago
  Some lovely things...

  Tall, somewhar elegant, begowned women, longer on looks than charm and bubbliness ( but still more personable than any local club except for Archie's peppy cheerleader mix of resl and faux college girls.) 3...
  FatherChristmas
• review

  9 years ago
  Meh....just not that fun

  I went to this place after visiting another one down the block. I was led in upstairs and was giving a seat. there were two poles with dancers and would could go up and...
  stevein773

  Massachusetts
• review

  9 years ago
  First Time in DC

  Went to this club with a colleague from work. It was my first time going to club in D.C and its no touching. The club apparently has an upstairs and downstairs area, however on...
  rantram66
• review

  9 years ago
  Mpire

  Arrived when they "opened". Hours listed on websites aren't followed (more of a suggestion than rule), talked with one of the dancers and she said they open when 2 or 3 dancers are ready....
  redaero

  Maryland
• review

  9 years ago
  After Work with the lawyers

  This is a newer place on M street in the middle of DC. It seems like a lot of lawyer types frequent the place as an after work tease. And I say...
  jimbofisher

  Virginia
• review

  9 years ago
  Definitely upscale, but a bit flashy and "young"

  Nothing much here... There are a few feature DJs that hop along and play their song, but a typical upscale hound would touch this club once -- twice, maybe -- a year. The theme is...
  bobshire
• review

  9 years ago
  A new favorite

  I had just left the club next door and didn't expect much different with this one. I was wrong. The place is amazing. I had to wait a bit but the...
  DiamondDon

  Florida