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The Mpire Gentlemen's Club
1819 M St NW Washington, DC 20036

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  • review
    6 years ago
    Better visit than usual but normal Emprie pros and cons
    I have not been visiting SCs much lately but decided to check out Mpire again one afternoon. I am always surprised by three thins when I visit Mpire: how high-class the club is, how...
  • review
    6 years ago
    Super friendly and pretty hot dancers, but... it’s DC
    The big difference between Mpire and their neighbor, Camelot, is simple: If you want mostly natural girls, come here. If you want Barbie, go to Camelot. I enjoyed my last visit a few weeks...
    TonyHoe888
    British Columbia
    Comments: 3

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    6 years ago

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    Georgewalker
  • review
    6 years ago
    Ambiance Makes Up For Typical DC Problems
    MPire provided a nice break on a Tuesday night. After getting ID scanned and paying no cover, I walked into a bright, clean, and contemporary three floor space with big screens, two stages...
    deucedeucex
    $ ¥ € £
  • review
    6 years ago
    Low-key daytime hangout
    Mpire's daytime shift has gotten a little more consistent, thankfully,and they seem to have gotten past their staffing problems that often kept them closed until late in the afternoo . There're two specials...
  • review
    6 years ago
    DC clubs suck
    Went to Kamelot, and not impressed, end up going to Mpire next door, service was OK, dancers were friendly, a little to pretentious for my taste. I saw pretty bodies, but the faces no...
    heelslvr
    North Carolina
  • review
    6 years ago
    Hot girls but overpriced
    Obviously DC isnt the spot to go for lapdances, but if you want to see some hot girls and have a drink, MPire isnt half bad! The interior is bright for a strip club....
    tuscl
    A catch-all account
  • review
    6 years ago
    Lineup is improving
    There are a bunch of new, good looking girls here now which is attracting a bigger crowd. Many of them landed here from getting off the DC Club Merry-Go-Round. Same girls, same clubs,...
  • review
    6 years ago
    Kinda mediocre
    I come back her trying to relive an evening when I spent time with the most beautiful redhead I've ever met. Since then, the hottest women by far have been the bartenders. The dancers...
    Boone
    Kagawa
  • review
    6 years ago
    Not Much Has Changed In A...
    Not Much Has Changed In A Year. How Does This Place Survive? It's Got Its Pluses But . . . I visited recently. I stopped in about 3:30 pm on a Thursday. This is my...
    Comments: 1

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    6 years ago

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    Papi_Chulo
  • review
    6 years ago
    Same Old D.c. Club Pattern
    Right next door to the Camelot club, I didn't ask if they're was any joint ownership but it really looked like there could have been. No cover here either at least at 7:30...
    623
    Alligators make good pets, at least up to 4 ft long ....
  • review
    6 years ago
    Good Time Nothing Special
    I stopped into Mpire Club tonight (Tuesday) to blow off steam from a stressful day at work around 8pm. No cover. Went upstairs to a small room with two small stages and a bar...
  • review
    6 years ago
    Okay for a quick look.
    Stopped back in again while in the area. Same deal as before. The club itself is very modern, but it's not a strip club vibe at all. Seats are all community...
    JB26
    District of Columbia
  • review
    7 years ago
    Bartender was a 10
    Mpire is hit or miss. Usually, my experience is in the afternoon that they have a few slim spinners who are pretty. Today was different. I got there about 4, and was the second...
    Boone
    Kagawa
  • review
    7 years ago
    Bartender was a 10
    Mpire is hit or miss. Usually, my experience is in the afternoon that they have a few slim spinners who are pretty. Today was different. I got there about 4, and was the second...
    Boone
    Kagawa
  • review
    7 years ago
    Nice Vibe at Mpire Club
    I haven't been to this club since it came under new ownership - so quite some time. However, I was in town and thought I'd drop in. Only the downstairs was open...
    Bigoosik
    Virginia
  • review
    7 years ago
    I felt naked
    Went there after a lunch on Wednesday afternoon, maybe 1:30 PM. Was the only patron there for a full 30 minutes. Felt naked...There were 3 dancers, ranging from about a 4 to a 7....
    Boone
    Kagawa
  • review
    7 years ago
    Great club
    Definitely stop by here. Gorgeous set of girls and friendly atmosphere. One of the more classy clubs in the area. Being that's it's located in Dc and your not allowed to touch the...
    Canndysky
    Florida
    Comments: 2

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    7 years ago

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    MrEddyG
  • review
    7 years ago
    Not under control!
    For the past couple weeks Mpire is my light club to go but a week ago, my promise was broken. Mpire is located in the business area of DC with plenty of law firms...
    best101
    Virginia
    Comments: 1

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    7 years ago

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    MrEddyG
  • review
    7 years ago
    Off night or turning for the worse
    Decided to drop into Mpire after a work function. It had been about 2 years since I last visited the club and was a little curious to see if things were the same. After...
    Comments: 1

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    7 years ago

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    best101
  • review
    7 years ago
    Nicest vibe
    I've been to this club maybe 6 times in the past few months, always during the day. It's quiet, with rarely more than 4-5 dancers and not a lot of customers. For...
    cctanner
    District of Columbia
  • review
    7 years ago
    whatever club
    I guess this is a whatever type of strip club. Due to the location, it does not have lap dances so that is not the greatest. The dancers there are friendly enough but there...
  • review
    7 years ago
    Continues to Struggle
    Visited this club on a Sunday and it continues to struggle with having a lot of customers. Thus there is a vicious cycle of few costumers leading to fewer dancers, which discourage new...
    Comments: 1

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    7 years ago

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    Roadworrier
  • review
    7 years ago
    DC Clubs Not Worth the Money
    After experiencing my first DC strip club next door at Camelot, I was a little disappointed in how far a dollar didn't go in DC. To recap, there is no such thing as VIP,...
    pedrome30
    New Jersey
  • review
    7 years ago
    Small friendly club, but pricey
    Stopped into Mpire while in DC a few month back. Decided on here over Camelot's next door simply based on the fact that this place was smaller and you tend to get more dancer...
  • review
    7 years ago
    Whoah!!!!
    Walk inside! The interior is a funky, contemporary mahogany/cedar/teak accent and velvety red/white leather mix, with the feel of a laid-back, "it's cool to be here," city club-mini-steakhouse feel. I love the atmosphere. Some...
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