Heavenly Bodies
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1300 Elmhurst Rd Elk Grove Village, IL 60007

I had this place on boycott...

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HornyBoar
Mar 23, 2008, 12:00 AM
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I had this place on boycott since January of 2006, and broke it during a recent visit into town after moving away. Why this place continually gets good reviews is beyond me. The drinks are cheap but often stale, the women are ugly, rude foreigners or just plain suburban trash, the air is bad and too fucking cold and the dances are mechanical. Only in the Chicago area would a place like this succeed. I had one chick walk away from me, who is some tall eastern European (surprise!) blonde who worked there before I moved. In fact I recognized at least half of the women from the last times I came in. Do these women have any ambition or goals in their life? No, they'd rather get their palms greased by a bunch of male Chicagoans who can't get anyone better than average looking, since women in this whole metro area are gold-digging sows.

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I had this place on boycott...