If you are in the Chicago...

If you are in the Chicago area and are hoping for a great strip club experience, then you better save your money and hit another town. However, if you are looking for the "K-Mart" experience of strip clubs, then you have found you place. $10 cover price gets you in and also the privilege to buy fifty cent beers all night. The girls dance in bikinis in the club, but for private dances will go topless with the requisite bikini frame. Private dances come in the $15 Topless, $10 Full Bikini or 5 for $50 in the downstairs area with the metallic low rent bowling alley chairs for dances.

If you like Eastern European dancers that come up to you with accents that would make a KGB agent proud, you have found Nirvana! There are actually some decent looking women at this joint, however stay away from the 40+ year old asian gal. If you've ever seen the movie "The Grudge" you will know exactly who I'm talking about when you see her. She may give good dances, however you'd really have to be quite hammered to completely forget that monster freak face.

This joint is what it is. If you don't have great expectations, you could potentially have a good time here.