Heavenly Bodies
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1300 Elmhurst Rd Elk Grove Village, IL 60007

My impression of this place, without...

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happylap
Nov 28, 2006, 3:46 AM
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My impression of this place, without actually going there, had always been something like a raunchy Hooters (actually I’ve never been to a Hooters. Maybe they’re raunchy in their own right.) But after reading some of the raving reviews for HB on this site I decided to give it a whirl. Visited on a Tuesday afternoon.

First the good stuff:

- the girls are young and beautiful. There were about 8 or 10 girls working, I think.

- It’s cheap—at least in the afternoon. There was a $5 cover (and, yes, that is very strange the way they give you a coin to deposit in the turnstile. It’s like going into the subway used to be, before farecards), domestic beers (industrial brews) are fifty cents and the kitchen serves burgers, hot dogs, BLTs and other stuff for free. (don’t forget to tip your waitress you cheap bastards. For chrissakes, you’re getting a free lunch!) The burger I ate was good. I did not order the fries.

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