Chicago...not a bastion of strip club...

Chicago...not a bastion of strip club fun. That said, HB is such a contradiction in terms. Remodeling has been going on for at least 15 years, and that is NOT an exaggeration. Must be something with zoning. Still rough inside, the dance area ...the common one, is warehouse style wood floors, old restaurant style chairs and bad porno on the tv. They charge 10 bucks cover, bt is really a deal in disguise, as the beers and well drinks are only fitty cents or a buck each. This however, is assuming you tip the waitress enough to get one more than once a week! This was my first visit in a long time, went in the evening. Either the philosophy changed some or I caught a good night, as the security staff was not intrusive and obnoxious, the waitress was friendly, if not really attractive, and it seemed the songs were longer instead of their previous 1 or 1.5 minute length. Met a real little cutie, she asked for 10 a dance 15 topless or 10 for 50. I did a 15, she dropped the top and wore only a strange oontraption of string surrounding the titty but entirely exposing it. Again, must be somehow circumventing a law. The titties on her were so so outstanding, cute little ass, nice legs and a cute smile. She was a real spinner, about 5 feet and probably 100 pounds. Dance was very nice, good contact and such a rack, however it is strictly no touch, hands on the waist only. Stage dances are for two songs, remain in the bikini, but some very attractive girls. Again, nothing great, but for Chicago not all bad either. Seems like they want to be a Gentlemans Club, but learned the biz in the Mannheim Rd. clip joint fashion shows. Stop in, if your expectations arent' too high you may have some fun.