Back in Chicago on business and...

Wild Orchid Cabaret

Bossier City, LA

Was back in town on business and visited this club mid-week. About a dozen or so dancers on schedule, mostly 6-8 range, no real uglies, but no super hotties either. Probably two or three dancers…

Heavenly Bodies

Elk Grove Village, IL

Went to HB after a long hiatus, but things have not changed too much. The club remains a solid choice given the overall lack of quality in the Chicago area. If you know…

Deans Gold

North Miami Beach, FL

Arrived on a Friday evening after dinner. Night shift was just starting and when I arrived at the club and there were only about a dozen customers and half that many dancers. Girls…

Elk Grove Village, IL. Sunday night real late. This spot is open till 4am. Sunday before memorial day, last stop of the night. Right by O'Haire airport. Plenty of parking. Walk in. Black guy with…

As you can probably tell by the title my review of this club is mixed… Let me start of with the good in terms of attractive women this club is a hit, atleast the few times…

First off, the parking lot sucks. More potholes in the lot than dollars on the stage (I'll get to that later). Walk in, free entry with a text. I'm not sure if it is always like…

It's been a few years since I stopped in to HB's so figured that I'd check it out. Went on a very cold Thursday night from about 5:30-7 pm. Maybe 8 other solo customers in…