Heavenly Bodies
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1300 Elmhurst Rd Elk Grove Village, IL 60007

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jimhalsted
Aug 3, 2008, 12:00 AM
Dancers
Club Quality
Value
Visited: Thursday Evening

Back in Chicago on business and back to HB with my buddy. Upon further review this club is not as lame as I thought. The club itself is like a garage bar with simple stools and tables that are fairly uncomfortable. Concrete floors, no LCD TVs and Christmas lights as the decor complete the feeling.

The girls are all pretty hot. It was crowded and a lot of girls were giving VIP dances in a separate room, so it was hard to get a great feel for how many there were, but I probably saw 1 '6', a few 7's and many 8-9's. Mostly Eastern European and Latino, but some Black and White all-American girls as well.

Three stages going, one was empty fairly often, though. Girls do not get topless on-stage, so you get only a limited preview.

Topless dances in the VIP are 5 for 50, or 3 for 50 in the Champagne room. The VIP is a separate room crammed with folding chairs and is a lame way to get a mediocre dance. This time, though, I had a decent time with a couple of girls in the Champagne room. A 7 let me kiss her tits and suck on her nips (but hands on the hips only) and gave a nice hand-free grind. I also took a 9 up, and while she gave a nice grind, there was no contact with her perfect tits. YMMV.

The price is solid here. In addition to the reasonable dance prices, cover is $10 and beers are like $1 or something.

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