Ok, so I'm in town and...

Ok, so I'm in town and a friend likes using me as an excuse to go to HB. No big deal it's pretty close to my hotel near O'Hare. We warm up with a stop at Hooters near the airport. Plenty of hot chicks in there, and then we are on our way to HB. It seems like the same as the last time I was there.

It's a garage with uncomfortable bar stools, girls dancing on-stage in bikinis and cheap beer. The private dances are no touch and although there are some cute girls, they are not extraordinary: 5-8 maybe a 9.

So I start thinking about Hooters, where the girls are hotter, the food is better and the atmosphere is nicer. Seems to me the only thing HB has going for it is the cheap beer, and that is really not enough to hold my attention.

I never really thought about it before, but if a club can't even offer as much as a Hooters, what's the point? I still give this place a 5 because everyone is nice enough and no one is ripping you off, but I'd rather be at Hooters.