Heavenly Bodies
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1300 Elmhurst Rd Elk Grove Village, IL 60007

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lap_vp
Aug 8, 2007, 12:00 AM
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This clue is pretty good and can be bad at the same time. On the good side, the cover is $10 and that includes food and inexpensive drinks (free soda, 50 cent domestic bottles). Waitresses can be really attentive or totally forget about you. This is a no-frills club; don't expect anything hi-falutin and you won't be disappointed. Now, this can be a good thing if you're tired of being hustled to buy drinks and flowers for your dancer, you won't run into anything like that here at all. The club isn't nearly as crowded as it was a few years back, now there's usually no problem finding a seat. The crowd is lower middle class, nothing to worry about. This does mean that a decent tip to a waitress or being nice to a dancer will get you far.

One odd thing, the tables that are elevated are really for rent, if you sit there they'll ask for something like $10/person/hour. When this place was crowded that was sometimes worth it, now not so much. DJs aren't bad, music isn't too bad or too loud.

There are two VIP rooms, one upstairs for more money and one downstairs. Haven't been upstairs as dancers have told me that there's really no difference between the two, other than there's more privacy upstairs and there are couches. I've never heard the dances are any different upstairs. Downstairs VIP is a bare-bones (oops, wrong choice of words there!) affair with crummy chairs that will make your butt hurt after a few dances.

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This clue is pretty good and...