OVERALL, A DISAPPOINTMENT. THIS IS A...

OVERALL, A DISAPPOINTMENT. THIS IS A BIKINI CLUB; SO CUSTOMERS DON'T GET TO SEE ANY PART OF THE GIRLS' BODIES AT ALL--NOT EVEN THEIR BOOBS!

LEVEL OF NUDITY: The whole point of going to a strip club is to see girls take off their clothes. However, at this club none of the girls remove any of their clothes. THIS IS A BIKINI CLUB where girls dance in their bikinis, so customers don't get to see any more than they would if they went to Oak Street Beach or a local swimming pool. I realize that the club has to comply with local laws, and I don't expect the club to break the laws, but it's a waste of time to go to this club since none of the girls take off any of their clothes.

LOCATION/PARKING: I was at O'Hare Airport without a car, so I decided to attend this club because it was the closest to the airport. The club does provide some free parking, and it is certainly convenient to the airport.