Heavenly Bodies

I revisited this club after a long absence, and not much has changed except the roster of girls. I was in on a Friday afternoon; the parking lot is still…

Living in the area, it depends upon the night you visited this club as to what is happening. The other night I saw the girls standing around. One saves a lot…

Went to this club on 2/25. Saturday night. If a bikini club is what you are interested in, this is a good one. Lots of girls (probably 40) ,…

I went there at 4:00 this Friday and the place was 80% full with guys.The cover was $10.00 and domestic beers were $0.50.They have nice flat screen televisions around the room with…

Overall one of the better clubs in the Chicago area. There are a couple of things that make this club stand out amongst the Chicago land clubs; quality of the girls, and…

I went to HBs last week on Friday - very crowded and tough to get a seat. I did not get lucky with the waitress, way too slow. Some waitresses…

Back to HB's after a bit of a sabbatical. Toured the former eastern bloc this evening, started with a Bulgarian lass with dark hair and those F me shoes and legs…

Back to HB after a time spent paying off a few bills, the girls were outstanding this time around. Had a few dances with some girls I had never had before.…

This place is always a) affordable with cheep domestic beer at $.50 per bottle and b) fun because the girls are friendly and ploite.The talent this night was very good and I…

Solid club, certainly a great value with the free food and low priced beer, etc. But I did not go there to eat, most of the women were in the 6-8…

One fine strip bar. Lots of ladies with a mix of American and European woman. Aurora is very cute with a killer body. Her dances are top notch.…

HB's moving upon the scale due to some recent new girls, after a rare Blackhawks win, we made our way to HB's. It was packed and after a couple of bucks…

Went back to thi club for the first time in about 6 months. Alot of new faces. Dancers seems to always be changing at this place. Beer is .50…

Went to this club today, Tuesday, from 5-8. The club is located in an industrial area with a good size parking lot that is brightly lit. Cover was ten dollars…

Relatively hot girls, cheap dances, decent atmosphere, and unpleasant odors sums this place up. The first thing I noticed was that this place was very near the ghetto. I recommend…

I have been to this a dozen times in the last 6 months. Two personalities to the club; the lunch crowd and the evening crowd. Lunch crowd (noon to 5PM)…

Not sure if it is kind of a rule now. But quite a few visits in a row, on the thrid dance the girls kneel down and rub their chest all…

Just this weekend I went to Heavenly Bodies up in Elk Grove Village... Okay Lets just say WOW!!! OKay the women are hot there.. if you are looking for White Or Hispanic....…

Was here about a month ago after a long hiatus. The same tired old girls were there from 6 months back. Mostly eastern european girls in the 5-7 range. Too much…

Feeling a bit horny as I passed Heavenly Bodies on my way to watch the Sox play and made sure that after a night of baseball that an evening of debauchery would…

Went ot the Heavenly Bodies on 09/305 which was a Friday. This place was packed when I got there at about one in the morning. The drinks are dirt cheap and the…

For you lunch time people. I stopped last firday and last tuesday, just by chance I was in the area. At open 11:30am there are about five gilrs working all…

I stopped by again here a few weeks ago and there were definitely some 8's and 9's, but some how there is not that usual hustle for the dances. I always enjoyed…

Went yesterday for the first time in several months. It was like a different club as far as the dancers go. I didn't recognize anyone. I talked to Dawn,…

I was at this club last week, and it looks like they cleaned out the old dancers and brough in new ones. I didn't recognize anyone. Still the same layout…

I was once again in the Chicago last week on business and thougth I would go by my favorite club in the O'Hare area. Every time I go to this club…

Had not been to the ORD hot spot in a couple of months, but made an shift change visit last Weds., the day shift was ok, but the night shift has added…

Heavenly Bodies is close to the airport but not exactly easy to get to. It can be a little confusing around the toll road and freeway intersections. It is not…

Was at this place for the first time while on business in Chicago. 10:00 PM on a Wednesday and hardly an open seat in the place. As others have mentioned,…

Still one of my fave places in the chicago area but things have started to slip. The chicks are not as hot and the rules are really started to be followed.…

Have been to heavenly bodies several times over the last month. This is a very busy club compared to the other ones in the Chicago suburban area. During the evenings, you can…

10 dollar cover and then free beer all night, sure the club looks weak from the outsie, but hey we are coming for the dancers! So in that regard his my list…

Wow, cheap beer and cheap titties aplenty here. If you are traveling to Ohare, this is nearby. There are 2 clean motels across the street (Exel inn and Super 8) with shuttles…

Whenever I come to Chicago on business I always stop by this club. The dances vary but at $10 per dance I always figure it is worth trying out new talent.…

Have just been to this club recently again and I can not but just like this place. I can not imagine any place where you can get all the beer you want…

I went there around 8 PM on a Wednesday night. The building is fairly beat up. I was a little hesitant since I am used to the sort of lavish exteriors one…

Recently checked out HB once again on a Friday night. The talent was quite good but certainly not excellent. I really like eastern european girls and of course this place…

went friday night about 6:15 or so stayed till 8:30. as has been stated the songs are way too short. there were a lot of ladies there id sat…

Spent a Friday shift change at HB's this past week, and it was amazing. The day shift had the usual hotties, with some of the night shift girls starting a bit…

I have seen negative reviews here in the past - but here are some high points. Usually a good number of girls with a shift turnover in early evening. It…

A true "titty bar", Heavenly Bodies is distinctly unrefined and even less pretentious. Don't come here looking for sophisticated beauties or plush surroundings, as the club is genuinely tacky, unkempt…

Went to HB on Wednesday for the first time in a long time. Pleasantly surprised. Songs are still way too short and a ripoff, but 2 girls caused me to…

This is a great place to hang out on a weekend night! This club has a decent number of good looking girls. Some of the girls are very athletic on the pole.…

Went recently after the brief no alcohol period. Still $10 to get in including food and drinks are now 50 cents a beer. Its still a bargin. You could go and drink…

Went in at 6:30 last night and had a great time. End of the first shift was kind of dull. Most of the girls I knew here from days seem…

I went in here and hadn't been in a while. This black chick named Essence made me blast something fierce when we went upstairs. I got to check her oil…

Went on a Monday, paid the fee and entered the club. Club has several dance stages and the girls are all in the 6-8 range. Not much happening around 4…

Had the opportunity to make another visit on Wednesday. They now have an early bird special in which the cover is now $5 for all you can eat and drink. Had another…

Heavenly Bodies continues to move up on my all-time favorite list. Went there on a Thursady evening and watched the 7:30 shift change parade of beauties. It was outstanding, while…

Haven't been here in a long time 2-3 years. Here's the update. $10 cover but really cheap beers after that. VIP tables around the outside perimeter are $10 per person per hour…

This is not a rant or a "had a bad night but will come back" type of review. This will be addressed specifically to HB and in general to Chicago clubs.…

Several weeks ago, I had the opportunity to make another visit and one of my favorites over the years, Sylvia, was present and made my visit worthwhile. It is always good to…

This is just a warning. I went to HB today as I have done for many years. I made the 30 or so drive and found the parking lot fairly…

No surprises here... However HB management is now charging $.50 per beer. Its still a deal, but minor inconvenience to now pay for the beer and the tip at once. Decent quality around.…

Was about the 4th person in the place a opeaning time on a Tuesday. Already about 15 girls ready for work. Had a dance with a girl named page, huge…

I really enjoyed myself at this club. The women here are lookers (7-9) and are very friendly. Dances are reasonably priced, and you can't beat the deal for beer (.50…

I came back here after about a year and I found that there have been some good changes, but some of my favorite dancers have left. Still it is a good club.

I've always liked this club alot. Girls r well dressed and they even have their own boutique upstairs for the girls to shop for clothes, thongs, jewelry, shoes etc... i wish…

This club seems to be a breeding ground for hot women. The dancers are beautiful and great to look at. As far as action, better can be had at other…

I like HB alot, I stop in here during the afternoon. Only drawback is the rotation of girls, seems like the day shift changes alot. But the girls are nice,…

Stopped by there for happy hour with some friends. It's a nice place with more girls than you can shake a.... stick at. And the dances aren't too expensive…

Visited HB while in Chicago and thought it is a good news/bad news type of place. Plenty of very pretty dancers and ratio of dancers to customers low. Many eastern Europeans. Had…

Headed out of Chicago one Tuesday evening and decided to see if HB's had added Airport Parking as a servcie offering, no they had not. Checked out the day shift and…

This is my second time to this club. I have never been real impressed. The dancers are for the most part very attractive. It is only a bikini bar,…

I have been going to Heavenly Bodies on and off for about three years now. I have to say that the lap dances are awesome, some of the best I have…

Nice atmosphere. Cover charge is relatively low and the beer is included. The quality of the lap dances depends on the dancer, but many of the girls are very good.…

Let me get the negative out of the way first. What is wrong with the waitress that does the middle section, in particular the walls with the single seats? Is…

Came back last Tuesday night after a brief hiatus LOL. The quality of women has improved. Got dances from two hotties, one is a petite Greek looking girl with nice…

Just got back from HB. The girls are getting better looking, if that's possible and and songs are getting shorter, if that's possible. I've been looking for Cheyenne, but can't…

Moving up with a rocket. The girls (a few of them are off the scale, Andrea is pole fantastic and has a techniques that will have you screaming for more, a…

The only thing that changes at HB is the number of hotties that work there. For the most part, there are plenty of great looking women with 2 first shifters that…

As this is a neighbrhood club for me, I do stop in from time to time. Yes their service could be better, and yes the bouncer would have been right at home…

I rate this club above average just because of the girls, the rest of the club is a dive, the service stinks, and its obvious that the owner gets all of the…

This club has some BEAUTIFUL women there. The only shortcomings are they do not chat unless you are paying for a song and there is no nudity. topless only. Saw one girl…

They still haven't finished remodeling the outside, but who cares. They don't want their property tax to jump, and may have to raise the reasonable cover charge and free drinks once…

The girls were absolutely beautiful. Many with great personalities. Of course there was 1 who was rude when I did not accept her dance proposition. $10 for all you can drink beer (may…

Went last Tuesday... I really don't understand how this place continues to rank high on this page. Most women here dance on the poles like zombies, they never came up…

Heavenly Bodies in Elk Grove Village is a castle-esque structure (though much hotter than any castle i've ever seen) right on Touhy and Elmhurst. Its only $10 all you can drink and…

Friday day shift visit and there had to be almost 20 dancers working and the crowd was small in comparison. You could get your choice easily ad I was pleaseed to see…

This club will always hover around 6-8 for me, based on the visit. I always visit this club without any expectations, except the beer and to watch the girls. Well, this time…

I'm pretty sure the amount of countries participating in the olympics will equall the amount of women from different countries at HB. No matter what ethnic background you are looking for…

This club receives high marks for the quality of women and cost (entrance fee/drinks). It's $10 to get in and domestic drinks are free. On a Friday night, there were…

All I can say is, this club still stays on my radar as a GOTO club, when I am looking for some good looking ones, a little touching and a lot of…

Had a great time at this club. Score of 7 only because no topless or nudity. Topless is available for a $15 VIP room dance to a very quick song.…

I don't mind going to this club every once in a while. Mainly because this club has a lot of girls, free beer more than makes up for the entry fee and…

Friday afternoon at HB's was pretty tame. One of my ATF's yeah ... (I'm a KENDRA cult-follower) was not working so my $$$ and "magic wand" were set free to choose some…

If this club had nothing else other than the 'free' drinks and sandwiches, it would still be a great club. $10 at the door and a few tips and you can…

Tiger blew me away so hot and looks alot like Xtina but taller and better boobs too. Clean club and free beer what more can you ask for?

Had some time while I was near O'Hare and made my way to HB's to see how the worlds longest remodeling project is going. I love the This Old House look, maybe…

I went last night, gotta say this club is so afraid of LE even the upstairs rules have changed. No one was breaking any rules here to begin with. HB's…

This one is for horneyboar. Hey buddy it's a strip club!!! What do expect for $10 all u can drink and $10 lap dances. The songs aren't going to…

...maybe even a 7.5. I havent been to this place in 3 years or so but Ive been back twice in the last few months. This place was packed on…

I went on a Sunday night. As expected the talent was kinda short staffed and I spent most of that evening working on my buzz. (In case you didn't see…

You really can’t beat this deal. $10 bucks, all you can drink and food included. Yes the food is bar food but it’s not bad bar food. I went again late on…

Okay, there's been plenty of reviews about this place already, but here's my 2 cents. The place is fairly large and well-appointed. It's not as upscale as Club O, but it…

Stopped by on a Monday Night about 8:00PM. Still 10 bucks to get in and then free drinks. Except if you want an export beer the charge another 2 bucks each.The place…

I've been a regular at HB's, it hass been really good in the past. The dancers actually tried to spend time with you, they knew the value of gaining regulars. Not it…

Went in for lunch 3-29-03, it was not too busy and the collection girls was quite good. As usual, expect short songs, but the drinks and food is included in the…

Love the Lithuanian girls, they may not take off their tops, but boy, oh boy they sure know how to move their Baltic bottoms in the VIP room, I wish something good…

I don't know how much more I could add that hasn't already been said. Pluses: $10 cover for all-u-can-drink huge buffet of babes good wait staff they show pornos in the lap dance room Minuses: short songs girls generally don't…