Crystal City Restaurant - Gentleman's Club

I have never been here before. It has a whatever outside and I parked down the street outside some local restaurants cause the main parking is right out in the open. There…

My friend and I were out drinking and had just gotten back from the casino... decided that we wanted some boos in our face. Buddy lives in Arlington so this was the…

I was in the area to pick up someone at the nearby airport and had a bit of time to spare. For starters, parking can be difficult. There are only a few…

when you have nothing else to do you can go there like a regular bar, great food! and some dancers.. the filet is great, the staff is very nice and the drinks…

So, my buddies and I hit the trifecta in NOVA for our annual Xmas get together. 1320 first, followed by PM and then finally, CCR. Best for last! This is place is consistently good. Like other…

Friday night and wanting to enjoy the night decided to go to CCR. Parking is a pain as it is street parking there are a few spots in front of the place…

First, off I almost missed this place even after reading all of the reviews...the fact that it looks like a regular restaurant and shares a parking lot with takeout restaurants really threw…

I have not been to this club for a while. The description of the club has been review before so I won't mention it. My experience of this club was good as…

Wasn't sure what to expect here. When you walk in the place is separated into two dining areas. One smoking and one non. There is a stage in…

Went to this place after getting my iPhone's glass repaired nearby. Hasn't changed since last time I was here a year ago. VA rules ban nude dancing so girls wear…

I often get so annoyed when I see people review clubs and talk about the food and the atmosphere...personally, IDGAF about any of those things. I want to know about dances and…

It has been a long time since I visited this club. I must say, not much has changed. Still has it's pros and cons like any place. Pros: Money goes…

The Crystal City Restaurant is a great place for cheap high quality food. If you consider the pastie wearing dancers a bonus to a good meal and reasonable drinks, you will like…

I was in Arlington for a few days and decided to swing by this place on a Saturday night since I had a terrible experience the night before at a club in…

I pass by this place everyday on my walk to work. It never seems crowded in the early afternoons so I decided to give it a try. Happy hour is…

This is a bar with stripping, Pasty's required. It has a relaxed atmosphere and good food. Let me stop on that point for a moment, it has the best…

This is a nice place just to go and relax, have a few beers, and the food is very decent for the price. They've been having $2 beers until 6pm, and…

Ok, so this is my first review for this site... I was bored on a Saturday night, so I decided to drop in. I had been here before, a weekday afternoon, although not…

I've been to crystal city several times over the course of a week. The club itself was pretty empty on a sunday and then again the next tuesday. There is a happy…

This club has some good looking females, but its a pasties club, so you dont get to see much. The lap dances and private dances are a little pricey. I went with…

Against my better judgment I returned to CCR. Only 4 dancers rotating between main and back stage so each danced for about 15 minutes. Waitress was the sexiest lady there, too bad she…

My friends and I always try to visit the club on the weekends since all the hot Russian women are dancing. It was the same story this time around. We had a…

Went to CCR last Friday at 6:30pm and stayed until midnight. It's technically a pastie club, but since I think that's closer to "topless" than "bikini", topless is what I checked for…

Found myself back in Crystal City on business and again found myself drawn to the relaxed vibe of the CCR. After eating dinner down the street and making my way back…

Reviewed this club before, but Ive gotta do it again after my last trip there..... As Ive said in other reviews, I like to stop in here before heading out of DCA-Reagan for…

I work in Crystal City, and was familiar with this place, but had never been. So when a buddy was in town, we stopped by for about 1/2 hour before I had…

The best time to go is when the Russians are working Thursday, Friday, and Saturday night. The Russians are sexy, friendly, and like to have fun! I like the fact that the…

I like to come to this place to relax with friends. The girls dont bug you, except after they are done dancing. I usually give them a $1 and they leave…

Kind of the same old story with this club and that's not necessarily a bad thing. Despite the continuous dollar parade after each set, which consists of less than one full…

The crystal city Restuarant has two small staged where the girls dance. Most customers sit and watch from a distance, no one was actually around the stage when I was there. Most…

Decent club but nothing too special. Not a good club if you are looking for something more adventurous but the dancers are cute and nice to talk. Best club in No VA…

I travel a lot for work, and I always try to make sure our TA books me out of DCA (Reagan National) in the late afternoons...why? So I can have lunch, a…

Visited it as it was close to my hotel and had a smoking lounge. Overall it was a good experience. If you’re looking to try your luck for more, this…

I was on business in Arlington and I didn't feel like venturing into DC to go to the city stripclubs so I decided to pay a visit to Crystal City. I…

Went around 4 on a monday. Things were pretty dead, a couple dancers rotating through and then coming around for tips as others have described. Only paid $2.20 for a beer though…

Crystal City Restaurant has gone downhill since my last visit a few years ago. Visited on a Friday around 7pm. Was staying across the street at the Hyatt Regency, so this seemed…

Dropped in after Thurs night football at the pub up the street. Always a good place to get a few cold ones and watch some nice eye candy. Club is…

Attending a conference in a hotel a few blocks away and noticed the club which was just down the street from several restaurants. I had heard the clubs in DC/Virginia area…

As many others have said, this place has more of a restaurant feel than strip club feel. The place itself isn't very large and isn't as fancy as some other places in…

I used to live in the DC area and hated it. Hated it. Did I mention I hated it? If you're a club hound, you'll quickly find that Virginia clubs absolutely suck.…

This is the first club I've been to that is legitimately a dinning place (layout and menu). Food looked pretty good from what I saw and although I was not there…

The good old Crystal City Restaurant or CCR. I went to this place for about 5 years when I lived in Northern Virginia and worked nearby. The location is weird…

In Crystal City on business but it was late and didn't feel like heading over to DC so I figured I'd try the CC Restaurant. Probably 10 dancers working tonight, most average…

Went to CCR for lunch many times over the past year. The atmosphere is very relax and the food is actually good. That is the real draw of this place.…

Very relaxed atmosphere during the week and the girls aren't pushy. There is a main dance stage that you can see as you enter and a smaller one in tge cigar room.…

Probably the best club in Northern VA, but you can do better in DC (Camelot) and Maryland (many Baltimore clubs). Still if the you want a place to stop and have a…

This was my first visit in a long time. The pool table area has been converted to a dance stage and smoking is allowed in this section. There is also…

Similar to what I saw on Yelp and here, this place is hardly a strip club but luckily is fairly inexpensive. My friend and I arrived after midnight, so only got…

This is more a dive bar than strip club. Several TV with sports. Decent price on beer. Very good looking tight young dancers. This is VA so they all wear g…

First off, I really enjoy this club! This review covers Sunday, Monday, and Tuesday. The layout of the club isn't all that important, but they have 2 stages: 1 main…

This club has 2 private rooms. $20 for 15 minutes. Quality of dances depends on who is dancing for you. One of the rooms had a non see thru curtain for…

Was in town for the Microsoft convention so I decided to stop by an old favorite hangout. This place is more bar than strip club. It's a place to kick back with…

Returned to CCR this time for just a couple beers and to watch the girls shimmy. About half of the dancers were not for me, either too old, overweight, or major tattoos…

I had a few hours to kill flying out of DC, so I decided to give Crystal City Restaurant a go. I went on a saturday right around lunch time.…

This club is said to be a restaurant primarily, but I really did not see much evidence of this beyond the statement on one of the signs that said they served food.…

This is a restaurant that is going for more attention by having girls with pasties dance. It isnt a strip club that serves food.<br> <br> You are in Crystal City so just remember that…

Overall this is a good restaurant with nice girls. Some are more aggressive about asking for tips after their set by walking around the restaurant than others. Overall, for what is available…

So, I was meeting someone at Reagan airport, and decided to wait here. Virginia, it was explained to me, does not really allow for topless (let alone nude) strip clubs.…

If you are reading this, you probably know that Virginia proper isn't much in the way of good strip clubs. (cross the border into DC and that's another story) …

Was in town and decided to check this place out after hearing good reviews. No cover charge. The place was broken into a smoking section and non-smoking. Stayed in non-smoking and was…

Stopped by on Sunday afternoon for some food In a pleasant atmosphere and had heard CCR had good food. Sat down (no cover, just walk in and sit at an empty table…

OK, I only come in here 3 or 4 times a year....always hoping it gets better....and it never really does. Located next door to a 7-11. That kind of…

I was staying in Crystal City during a spell of arctic temperatures and wasn't keen on a trip into DC. So against my better judgment, I thought I would give Crystal City…

Got to the club pretty early on a thursday night. There were more dancers than I expected. Decent girls. Would give an average rating of about 6. Although 1 or 2 did…

Kind of a strange club but they have to work in the confines of Puritanical Virginia laws that don't allow any nudity or any touching. The girls dance on the main…

Came in during lunchtime and did not really know what to expect. I was honestly just curious with a side of satisfying my hunger. It actually is a full service…

Decent, not great strip club. This is really more of a restaurant/sports bar that happens to have strippers. Food is actually pretty good and reasonably priced for a strip club. Girls generally…

Stopped by again a week ago on Friday. Club is a great idea for the Northern VA area with decent beer prices, good looking girls, and a nice laid back atmosphere.…

Came out here the other day with a friend. For what it is and for the location, this place is not bad. Dancers were all fairly attractive, 1 or 2 significantly so.…

The girls were cute (some more than others). There was actually interesting conversation to be had with some of them. The food wasn't the greatest (I got the pizza and it was…

Went there after have a few beers with coworkers. The atmosphere is unique, it is a full service restaurant with a pole in the middle. The beers were relatively cheap…

Visited a month or two ago. Nice little place, I hear the food is decent. The girls are hit-or-miss. Some are really uptight but a few were just out to have fun.…

This is a good topless club. They have a back room stage. Some dancers will rub against you slightly. Dancer quality varies. Lots of older dancers during the day and several…

I landed in Crystal City on a Thursday evening and decided to check out the local strip club. Crystal City Restaurant was easy to access from my hotel. There was a nice…

Interesting, I hadn't been in years. No cover charge. And they have walled off a portion of the club with a glass wall and made it smoking. All Virginia…

Crystal City Restaurant is good place to good if you only want to look (and not touch), and not pay a lot of money. Came here on a Tuesday night at 11:30 pm…

um, so if you go for the 1 o'clock nfl games on sunday, there are no strippers (they get there around 4... just barely got out in time). one waitress for the…

Crystal City Restaurant is kind of a bar with go-go dancers in pasties and thongs. It's definitely not a typical strip club type establishment, as there are no law dances offered.…

Very strange club. Atmosphere is ok though a bit peculiarly carved up with a smoking room. Much seating does not actually face the stage. It seems many people rave about the…

This one is all a matter of expectations. If you're looking for a standard strip club experience, keep looking. Honestly, you're more likely to see a nipple in Old Town than in…

This is the closest to what I have seen in the modern age as a "go go club" only with small round stages with poles, rather than cages. It is more…

Went to CCR last Friday at 7:30pm. I’m a regular (I go there every other week or so for an hour or two) and nothing has changed much since I reviewed…

I actually didn't know this was a strip club when i first saw the building. I was visiting my brother and thought i would grab some lunch near his apartment while he…

Hi, I've been to CCR several times. I live in Virginia so it's the closest club to me. It's basically a sports bar with almost nude dancers. Virginia…

This was my first visit to CCR in a couple years. They took what used to be the pool table area and enclosed that to create a smoking area and bar…

Found out about this place on this website and decided to check it out. As others have said, it is NOT a traditional strip club. Think of it as a…

Nice place to go if you're more in the mood to eat than be entertained. Dancers had very quick shifts and absolutely no touching which comes whit the territory in Virginia.…

Stopped in for lunch to check this place out. Have heard about it for years but this was the first visit. No big surprises after reading all the other reviews.…

This place continues to maintain its reputation as a fantastic hang out. The lack of lap dances (they do have a private air dance room, but it's lame) sucks, but the…

CCR is a restaurant with a gentlemen's club. Or is it a gentlemen's club with a restaurant? Either way, it is clean enough that you'll be safe eating there, and…

I didn't read much of the reviews but chose the place because it was convenient. I walked over from one of the Crystal City hotels and never felt in danger.…

CCR is an interesting club, as long as you're not expecting a typical strip club experience. The name is a tip-off: it's a restaurant with topless dancers. Think of…

Met a colleague for lunch here on a Thursday as kind of a gag since he was not aware it was also a strip club. There are only 2-3 parking spots…

This club has become a nice excursion for Friday afternoons. I have visited this club on several Friday afternoons recently, and the chill atmosphere of the "smoking" bar area has made…

Pasties and thongs only here. A couple of the dancers were hot and the rest, not so much. I went on a night when there was not one but TWO dancers with…

I stopped in with a friend after dinner down in Old Town Alexandria.  Been here before, but not in a long time. THe food is pretty good and cheap. Parking is either…

Been going off and on here for over 20 years. All types of girls and ages. Tip the girls well and you can sit with them. Hand holding and leg…

This is a really interesting club. It is much more of a dinner joint with partially naked girls. There is a stage just inside the door and dinner seating all…

My favorite DC northern Virginia men's club. Dancers and waitresses are very friendly. Menu is much larger than you might suspect. This is the first strip joint I have eaten dinner at.…

I went there with my friend and ended up just gettin a drink and just chillin. the ladies are friendly. there are two stages one in the smoking area and one in…