Crystal City Restaurant - Gentleman's Club
422 23rd St S Arlington, VA 22202

Probably the best club in Northern...

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DollarRalph
Oct 16, 2014, 12:00 AM
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Visited: Tuesday Evening

Probably the best club in Northern VA, but you can do better in DC (Camelot) and Maryland (many Baltimore clubs). Still if the you want a place to stop and have a beer and watch some "topless" dancers in NOVA, I think this is by far the best choice. Prices are fair, some dancers are attractive (6-7) and the place has a relaxed vibe -- friendly servers, bar maids, relaxed middle class customers. The food is good! And reasonably priced, particulary any special they are running. I have a decent steak for under $10, several good sandwiches. This is more of a neighborhood bar with decent food but with Strippers.

I say "topless" because VA requires pasties over the nips (one of the strangest laws, in my opinion). There are several stages along different walls. The dancers will do one song at each and then rotate to the next and then make the rounds politely asking for $1 tips. There is also a "smoking room!" that is "sealed off" from the main room and apparently has a separate ventilation system. Of course, their is a door between the two rooms and after every song the dances pass thru it and smoking customers go in and out. So, the non-smoking main room is never truly smoke free (I hate smoke!) but it works pretty well.

There are about 4 parking spaces in front of the club which is pretty well hidden in a very small strip of stores with a 7-11, etc. But I've always been able to park within a block or two at a meter (free in the evenings.)

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