I was staying in Crystal City...

I was staying in Crystal City during a spell of arctic temperatures and wasn't keen on a trip into DC. So against my better judgment, I thought I would give Crystal City Restaurant a try.

The main room does indeed look like a restaurant, with quite a large number of tables of varying sizes. There are some larger tables for groups, some two-person tables and some booths at the back. There is a single stage at the front.

The girls rotated on stage in fairly rapid succession (only 2 or 3 short songs each), followed by a trip to each table to collect tips. This is a “pasties” club, which I new before entering. However, I was hoping for the thin slivers of silicon which are near-invisible and so is close enough to topless. Unfortunately, the girls were all wearing large, opaque pasties of various colors and designs.