Crystal City Restaurant is kind of...

Crystal City Restaurant is kind of a bar with go-go dancers in pasties and thongs. It's definitely not a typical strip club type establishment, as there are no law dances offered. All you can do is oogle at the girls, but at least the girls here are good to oogle at. The girls on shift the night I went were attractive, typical coed type looking dancers. Some of them are better dancers than others, but they looked good semi-naked regardless. After they do their little number on stage they walk around for the dollar parade. Some dancers engage in some small talk but most just collect and go.

The food here is good. Their selection is slightly wider than most bars, and the quality is slightly better too. The specials are actually a really good deal, the prime rib is a little over $10 with 2 sides. They only serve beer and wine here, and the prices are pretty typical for any bar in the Northern Virginia/DC area.

The place itself is not that big. They had a pool table near the entrance, and a couple TVs showing the games. The interior is clean, and it's in an easy area to visit. Parking is available out front, but its usually taken so you might have to find street parking a little ways away.