I landed in Crystal City on...

I landed in Crystal City on a Thursday evening and decided to check out the local strip club. Crystal City Restaurant was easy to access from my hotel. There was a nice selection of girls. I sat the bar had a drink and checked out what was happening. I noticed they had two stages - one in the non-smoking section and one in the smoking section. Unfortunately, I was surprised, saddened, to see that there was no nude dancing. In fact even topless they had pasties on their nipples. It was disappointing. I left after I finished my drink. I'll try one of the DC clubs tomorrow night to see if they are any better.