Crystal City Restaurant - Gentleman's Club
422 23rd St S Arlington, VA 22202

Crystal City Restaurant is good place...

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Mar 27, 2013, 12:00 AM
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Visited: Tuesday Evening

Crystal City Restaurant is good place to good if you only want to look (and not touch), and not pay a lot of money.

Came here on a Tuesday night at 11:30 pm and left at 1:30 am. The layout of the club has both a main non-smoking area, and a smoking area that is walled off in a glass area. The non-smoking area stage is about 10x10 and the girls started their one song set there. They get a few tips at the rail, but then they walk around to each table / patron and say "thank you" or "hi." This is code for tip me. You usually give them one or two bucks, more if you like the girl. There's very little chit chat in the non-smoking area. Most girls didn't introduce themselves or ask for my name, and there's no DJ announcing dancer names. So you have to create conversation. The tips are also in their hands (as opposed to slipping dollar bills under a g-string). I also noticed that most girls didn't shake hands. It's an extreme no-touch environment. After they go around the non-smoking area, they do a set in the smoking area. I later found out (after reading reviews here), that there's a VIP area in the smoking area. Next time I'll probably hang out there (even thought I don't smoke), as there also seemed to be more chatting there.

I thought the girls ranged from a 5-8. There was one 9 that I really liked. Blondish-hair with dark roots, I think her name was Ella or Layla. She had a slight Eastern European accent, and nearly-perfect ass and legs. There were 2-3 others in the 7-8 range. There were also some older dancers, my guess would be late 30s / early 40s. Kind of MILF looking. Very toned, but when you got up close to them you could see the wear and tear. There was also an Asian with bolt ons, also on the older side. And a slightly heavy-set Latina and African American girl (one of each).

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