Met a colleague for lunch here...

Met a colleague for lunch here on a Thursday as kind of a gag since he was not aware it was also a strip club. There are only 2-3 parking spots in front of the club so you have to park on the street or the lot on Eads St. No cover at lunch time. There's another bar area enclosed in glass off to the side. My guess is this is a smoking area.

The club sandwich was pretty good, and was around $9. My colleague got the fish and chips an said it was good. Really? Fish and chips while sitting right in front of the stage at a strip club?

There really isn't much to tell about the strip club experience. Some of the girls are decent looking, but none are anything to get too excited about. They wear pasties, which is typical for VA clubs. There is a small stage in the front of the club that's probably 5' x 5'. Not really large enough for the girls to do anything but move around from side to side so it's hard to say there was really any "dancing" going on. The tiny stage in front is standard DC club layout. Boring and pathetic. Not sure how the girls here make much money. They each do one song on stage at a time. I never saw anyone walk up and tip any of them. Afterwards they walk around and seemed to get about $1 per table and there weren't many patrons in there. I did not see any sign of a VIP or couch dance area.