This is the closest to what...

This is the closest to what I have seen in the modern age as a "go go club" only with small round stages with poles, rather than cages. It is more of a restaurant than stripclub, but the food is quite decent and more than reasonably priced. It is in any area of Crystal City / Arlington, VA which caters to locals rather than the business crowd of defense contractors. It is overall a very mellow place with comfortable atmosphere (the worst thing is that the PA audio isn't that great and definitely too loud, but it is not overwhelming.)

The dancers are generally of very high quality, in either bikinis or pasties and g-strings. They generally keep to themselves with the exception of soliciting dollar tips after their dances. Some chat it up a bit, but it is not a great spot for finding dancer interaction. But for having a few beers, a decent bar food, and watching some good looking women dance, it is not a bad choice compared to the other limited options in the D.C. area.