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The Crazy Horse
980 Market St San Francisco, CA 94102

Reviews

review
published 8 yrs ago
Getting worse
reviewed by
tuscl

7.0

I went to crazy horse last Saturday hoping to see Precious or Diana, but neither were around. Normally I see at least 3 or 4 girls here that I want a dance from but today…

review
published 8 yrs ago
Not what it once was
reviewed by
bitterdbag

7.0

Came on 08/07 to see the Monday day shift dancers (12pm - 5pm). Looking at there schedule online for the past few weeks, I saw they had some old time favorites working. Figures…

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published 8 yrs ago
we got a squirter!
reviewed by
roccoballs

7.3

I stopped into the Crazy horse a couple Saturdays ago, when porn star Adriana Chechik was feature dancing. The place was definitely more crowded because she was there.

I got there about 1 hour before…

review
published 8 yrs ago
Diamond in the rough
reviewed by
chessmaster32

6.7

Stepped in around 8pm. Most of the girls I wouldn't have taken free dances from, a couple were meh. As the night progressed, however, my luck would increase.

"Hey baby would you like a…

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published 8 yrs ago
Diminishing Returns
reviewed by
MrJDW1

6.7

This has been my primary club for over ten years. As I've gotten older I am there earlier, usually at 6 PM (when admission is $16 until 7 PM). The activity level in the early…

review
published 8 yrs ago
Going downhill
reviewed by
slammingscotty

6.0

I have been visiting Crazy Horse since the early 2000s, and it has always been my go to club...but it has really been going downhill in terms of the girls.

The night I visited,…

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published 8 yrs ago
Quiet Friday afternoon
reviewed by
Guilden47

7.7

Dropped by a few weeks back around 4pm on a Friday. There were barely 3 dancers in the seating and one on the stage. Maybe 3 other customers besides me. There was no one…

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published 8 yrs ago
A brightly lit adventure that sheds a little too much light.
reviewed by
Otterbotter

6.0

First thing when entering you notice that this placed used to be a theater.

It has the classic theater arrangement and a catwalk in the center. Something that also tripped me out was the lighting. I…

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published 8 yrs ago
African prince
reviewed by
playaar

5.0

A friend was visiting town and wanted to experience a strip club for the first time. We paid $26 cover each and went inside. I have a feeling the cash did not go into the…

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published 8 yrs ago
I was amazed at how few dancers were working, but still an okay time
reviewed by
jthomas

6.0

Came here on a Thursday afternoon when I was in the city for business. I've been here before, but I was surprised that the area remains a little shady. Still, I encountered no problems walking…

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published 8 yrs ago
Much better this time.
reviewed by
ragas666666

6.0

I try to visit this club every time I'm in the area. Luckily Paige worked tonight. She's beautiful and works "hard" in VIP rooms. Saw her and few of other regular girls. The only thing…

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published 8 yrs ago
First Time Experience
reviewed by
Smokeybayy

9.0

'm starting this new year of Yelp reviews with a BANG!

Well, a lap dance to be more accurate. (No actual banging here. This isn't one of THOSE places.)

Full nude strip club means no alcohol…