The Crazy Horse
980 Market St
San Francisco, CA 94102
Reviews
Submit a ReviewAnother trip to CHT. Had a...
Another trip to CHT. Had a great time watching the stage show. As usual the line up was mostly asian. A few with bolt on and some with very petite builds. I decided to get…
DanLimsf10
Sep 15, 2014, 12:00 AM
This is probably the first club...
This is probably the first club I ever visiting in my life and have been back many times since. 18+ club so it is fully nude with no alcohol at the club. This is not…
xxsoulxx
Sep 14, 2014, 12:00 AM
Came here to see a feature...
Came here to see a feature dancer, so this review is not entirely on the club as a whole.
Must say, the layout is very "unique." Literally feels like you are in a theater with stadium…
trapdoor
Sep 8, 2014, 12:00 AM
Was in town for a few...
Was in town for a few days and checked it out. Be careful to go directly to the club and no further into the Tenderloin. It's like Jurassic Park up in there.
I've seen reviews of…
jdizzledizzle
Aug 28, 2014, 12:00 AM
I have been here on multiple...
I have been here on multiple occasions. Cover is around $15. Price goes up after 7PM.
This is an old theater converted to a club. The seating is mostly theater style so it isn't set up…
PeepingK
Aug 27, 2014, 12:00 AM
Holy shit this club is crazy!
It's...
Holy shit this club is crazy!
It's got an interesting/weird set up. It's an old theater, with a stage at the far end. The girls walk down a "runway" coming off that stage, which…
deathcab67
Aug 23, 2014, 12:00 AM
Having only been to two strip...
Having only been to two strip clubs before, both in the UK, I was tempted to check out the Crazy Horse on a recent trip to San Francisco. It's on Market Street getting towards the…
BadgerSF
Aug 21, 2014, 12:00 AM
Visited CH last Monday evening. ...
Visited CH last Monday evening. Despite getting harassed on Market St. on the way in, was mostly an uneventful trip there. After watching a few dancers on stage, took a private show with…
rsentry
Aug 19, 2014, 12:00 AM
Your mileage will definitely vary at...
Your mileage will definitely vary at this club. I had a couple lap dances and they range from a girl who wouldn't even discuss anything outside of a nice grind to a girl who was…
bruins4lyfe
Aug 14, 2014, 12:00 AM
Been to this club many times...
Been to this club many times over the years. I hadn't been in a while and came to see one of the featured porn stars. Honestly, the place was a little boring. Most of the…
draymondballer
Aug 10, 2014, 12:00 AM
Stopped by Crazy Horse Theatre on...
Stopped by Crazy Horse Theatre on a recent trip to SF. It has been normal go to spot in SF. I keep considering trying Mitchell Brothers, but the price seems too rich for my blood.
I…
beishmael
Aug 2, 2014, 12:00 AM
Stopped in on a Saturday evening...
Stopped in on a Saturday evening a few weeks back. There were about 20 or so dancers on for the night and it was pretty busy. Girls will come up and ask you for a…
rdsf8786
Jul 31, 2014, 12:00 AM
I visited the Crazy Horse the...
I visited the Crazy Horse the last week of June 2014. Normally when I am in SF I visit the Gold Club, which is a classier place with a full bar and lots of attractive…
guysmiley11
Jul 28, 2014, 12:00 AM
Decent place to go. The staff...
Decent place to go. The staff and girls are all very friendly. Me and a lot of my friends go to the CH quite often. Sit in the front row and put out a small…
vision_works
Jul 18, 2014, 12:00 AM
This club should be called Hustlers...
This club should be called Hustlers club. Girls though of 6 and above, they are poor in giving good company in private area. You spend like 140$ for a private area and you are promised…
AAR
Jul 15, 2014, 12:00 AM
It's a good club. It's not...
It's a good club. It's not as upscale as some of the others in the area, but patrons have a variety of dance types to choose from, none of which I would consider to be…
PinkCamel
Jul 10, 2014, 12:00 AM
I was walking around town trying...
I was walking around town trying not to get mugged after a Giants game with 3 friends, when we walked up to this place by accident. They wanted a $20 or $25 cover so…
Trakkk
Jul 8, 2014, 12:00 AM
Went out for boys night out...
Went out for boys night out and had a pornstar dnacing there that night (cant remember who). The girls that night were average at best. There was one girl that was super hot but never…
kingsexbot
Jul 7, 2014, 12:00 AM
This club is different than any...
This club is different than any other I had visited. Interesting place. Took a while to get use to it. I went on A Sunday evening (twice in the same night.) and for…
Jasman
Jul 4, 2014, 12:00 AM
Went here on friday night, there...
Went here on friday night, there was a guest adult actress show which was good and there is lot of energy in the room.<br>
Best sit in first rows and where girls will give you a…
sudheer.k296
Jun 28, 2014, 12:00 AM
This is my first review, so...
This is my first review, so apologies if I get anything wrong by way of formatting.<br>
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I like to visit trip clubs during the day, so for crazy horse for me that means saturday afternoons.…
2 commentslast: 11 yrs ago(blakew)
TedSalmon
Jun 27, 2014, 12:00 AM
So, the famous Crazy Horse. ...
So, the famous Crazy Horse. This is an experience unlike any other SC I've been to. It's in the Mission, which is probably a bad place to be if you're a woman at…
1 commentslast: 11 yrs ago(bigt_5)
dickmaxon
Jun 27, 2014, 12:00 AM
It's been a while since I...
It's been a while since I checked in here. The club still has the same layout - theatre seating in the back with a few rows right along the side of the stage.…
swv998
Jun 25, 2014, 12:00 AM
So I've visited crazyhorse far and...
So I've visited crazyhorse far and few in-between, but have had a great time for the most part. Dancers are very beautiful. On the worst day there was at least one 10 out of the…
rockleejav
Jun 25, 2014, 12:00 AM
A strange club - it seems...
A strange club - it seems like an old theater, with long rows of seats in the main room. Rows face the stage in three directions, with the ones to the side of the stage…
SVRob
Jun 19, 2014, 12:00 AM
