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The Crazy Horse
980 Market St San Francisco, CA 94102

Reviews

review
published 8 yrs ago
A brightly lit adventure that sheds a little too much light.
reviewed by
Otterbotter

6.0

First thing when entering you notice that this placed used to be a theater.

It has the classic theater arrangement and a catwalk in the center. Something that also tripped me out was the lighting. I…

review
published 8 yrs ago
African prince
reviewed by
playaar

5.0

A friend was visiting town and wanted to experience a strip club for the first time. We paid $26 cover each and went inside. I have a feeling the cash did not go into the…

review
published 8 yrs ago
I was amazed at how few dancers were working, but still an okay time
reviewed by
jthomas

6.0

Came here on a Thursday afternoon when I was in the city for business. I've been here before, but I was surprised that the area remains a little shady. Still, I encountered no problems walking…

review
published 8 yrs ago
Much better this time.
reviewed by
ragas666666

6.0

I try to visit this club every time I'm in the area. Luckily Paige worked tonight. She's beautiful and works "hard" in VIP rooms. Saw her and few of other regular girls. The only thing…

review
published 8 yrs ago
First Time Experience
reviewed by
Smokeybayy

9.0

'm starting this new year of Yelp reviews with a BANG!

Well, a lap dance to be more accurate. (No actual banging here. This isn't one of THOSE places.)

Full nude strip club means no alcohol…

review
published 8 yrs ago
Getting worn out
reviewed by
daniel99

5.3

On my recent and last trip to Crazy Horse, I realized this club is finally over with. It used to be a fun place, the girls used to have fun, the management was more lax,…

review
published 8 yrs ago
different year, same routine...
reviewed by
roadmikeleak

6.7

Haven't been here for a year but its pretty much the same. Upon arriving i like to stop at one of the many dive bars that surround CH and grab a few drinks before…

review
published 8 yrs ago
Best full-nude, full-contact club in SF,...
reviewed by
ptorrent3

6.3

Best full-nude, full-contact club in SF, though that's not a high bar

Crazy Horse is what it is. You can look at some of my earlier reviews for extensive details, but basically it's a somewhat grungy…

review
published 8 yrs ago
Sunday night visits
reviewed by
az808n

5.7

Come by a couple of Sundays where you get free entry from open till 9. Quality of the dancers is a bit rough, and there's very few of them, probably around 6-8 for the night.…

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published 8 yrs ago
Beautiful
reviewed by
Runt69

7.3

Met up with a buddy. Delicious Thai. Walked neighborhood.

We decamped after two beers and decided to try CH. They apparently take local ordinances seriously, unfortunately. But the club is actually nice and new and the…

review
published 8 yrs ago
Another Great Daytime visit to the Horse
reviewed by
Islandguy80

8.7

Walked to the horse after a SF business lunch today. One thing to note, this neighborhood is improving big time. Lots of new store fronts and retail across the street. Whether you…

review
published 8 yrs ago
something of an institution
reviewed by
raya

8.0

There's nothing quite like SF. About 8 ladies chatted me up as I sat in the stadium seating. One is an actress who has a show opening soon. Really smart and interesting lady. Several didn't…