Reviews

Visiting SF and wanted to try one of their famous clubs. I was nearby crazy Horse so of I went. Cover was $20. The set up as others have described is like a theater. The…

Only been to here and MBOT in San Francisco and found this to be a much better value, and appreciated that I wasn't hassled by the doorman as is so often the case at San…

They said they had 34 dancers when I went. I loved it, it's fully nude and $25 for the cover Friday night. Romi Rain was featured there Friday night and boy, she did not disappoint.…

I visited this place on a Friday night at about 9pm and stayed until 11pm. <br> <br> Girls are very pretty and always ask for private dance. Girls on state got fully naked and some let the…

With a stage like set for a fashion show with a long ramp, Crazy Horse provides lots of opportunities for close contact with dancers on the stage. The customary tip will have most of these…

Like every other weekend, I go to Crazy horse to have some fun. I make up an excuse for my wife and head out for a couple hours. I have my girls there that I…

My experience with this place was very good. It looks like a theater when you walk in and when you sit in the audience you will be approached by dancer after dancer. But…

Was in SF for business and came here late Wednesday night on my own. I had already known they did not serve alcohol so I had pregamed to be prepared. Walked to club from hotel,…

Hit up the club on my lunch hour.<br> <br> In my experience this has been the best value in the city, but it really seems to be foing downhill. Generally the day shift has at least a…

Boyfriend and I went as a couple. He paid 25 I think, and I got in for 15. Front desk was understaffed. Took us about 10 minutes to wait, pay, and get…

By far the best fully nude strip club in SF! The girls are hot. better than those at any of the other fully nude strip clubs and right on par with those at the Mitchell Brothers.…

Definitely definitely NOT my style. Walked in, paid mandatory cover, and walked out 10 minutes later. This place had rows of guys sitting theatre style just watching a stage where…

I made it back to Crazy horse after a long time. It was Saturday night. My attempt at picking up chicks at bar had failed. So decided to get myself taken care of at the…

This club continues to offer decent high mileage experience in a seedy part of San Francisco. Dancers range from 6-9 in quality with a high percentage of Asians compared to other clubs. Private dances are…

I made it back to Crazy horse after a long time. It was Saturday night. My attempt at picking up chicks at bar had failed. So decided to get myself taken care of at the…

This place has some pros and cons. The cover charge is always changing. $20, $30...etc. the place looks like an old movie theatre they turned into a club. The stage had a walkway that comes…

Don't know what to make of this club anymore. Prices for dances are steep, prices for the private rooms steeper, and that's before tips. Total positive - the bathroom is renovated and functional. Quite nice really. Go…

This was my first trip in several years. The club seemed older, and a bit shop worn, (thread-bare carpeting, some broken seats, etc), than I remembered. The preponderance of Asian dancers…

I actually really like the set up. Super easy to just hang back for a bit and watch the dancers come out. Most will approach you before or after their show. But not a lot…

After a day of watching football in the city a couple of buddies and I decided to check out what all the fuss was about at Crazy Horse. The club had a set up…

I went to this club on a Thursday night. There were a plenty of girls in the club, most of them are young with only a few really old one. The girls are not pushy,…

Wow...been here a few times times but never a night like this.  Usually on a Wednesday near midnight there will be 8-10 dancers the I would rate 6-8s and usually Asian and Black. Tonight was…

OK, went to a place in San Francisco. Thought this might be a good spot. Right off of Market street. Some nearby parking and the Bart is good if that is your…

Crazy horse is the only strip club I go to in San Francisco. Some times it is a hit and some times it is a miss. There was some decent talent on a Sunday. As…

Walked in to a theater-like atmosphere. Stage was in the front and guys lined the whole thing with dollar bills. Looks like they actually got their money's worth. I took a seat in back and…