Reviews

I try to visit this club every time I'm in the area. Luckily Paige worked tonight. She's beautiful and works "hard" in VIP rooms. Saw her and few of other regular girls. The only thing…

'm starting this new year of Yelp reviews with a BANG! Well, a lap dance to be more accurate. (No actual banging here. This isn't one of THOSE places.) Full nude strip club means no alcohol…

On my recent and last trip to Crazy Horse, I realized this club is finally over with. It used to be a fun place, the girls used to have fun, the management was more lax,…

Haven't been here for a year but its pretty much the same. Upon arriving i like to stop at one of the many dive bars that surround CH and grab a few drinks before…

Best full-nude, full-contact club in SF, though that's not a high bar Crazy Horse is what it is. You can look at some of my earlier reviews for extensive details, but basically it's a somewhat grungy…

Come by a couple of Sundays where you get free entry from open till 9. Quality of the dancers is a bit rough, and there's very few of them, probably around 6-8 for the night.…

Met up with a buddy. Delicious Thai. Walked neighborhood. We decamped after two beers and decided to try CH. They apparently take local ordinances seriously, unfortunately. But the club is actually nice and new and the…

Walked to the horse after a SF business lunch today. One thing to note, this neighborhood is improving big time. Lots of new store fronts and retail across the street. Whether you…

There's nothing quite like SF. About 8 ladies chatted me up as I sat in the stadium seating. One is an actress who has a show opening soon. Really smart and interesting lady. Several didn't…

It had been a stressful week and wanted to treat myself to heal myself. Drove all the way from Palo Alto to San Fran in peak traffic ....So hear comes the meat of the review -…

Stopped in at Crazy Horse was I was lounging in SF. The club is not too far from Union Square, so it was a nice easy walk from my hotel. Walked in, paid the cover,…

Highest cover I ever paid, expecially when there is no alcohol, but I knew it before I got there and went anyway. So I got there around 10 and right away it strikes you that…