Reviews

I was in San Francisco again on a Tuesday evening with a little extra time, so I decided to stop by CH around 10pm on a Tuesday night to see if it had changed for…

I went to Crazy Horse on the Halloween weekend thinking that it will more crazier than usual and more fun. I was very wrong. There were hardly any girls working. There was a lot wasted…

Number of girls doubled between 9 and 10 PM. A few really beautiful ones (Diana!), and a number who were quite attractive and also friendly (Justine, Gianna, and Vanessa, for example). Feature will go unnamed,…

Decided to come here instead of the usual group around Broadway, where it's mostly hit or miss. The girls....range from hot to okay. A good mix of white, asian, latino, and other girls, and there…

It wasn't good experience. The girls are hustling so much that you want to rush out of place. I am not thinking that this will change for better. Great entertainment however and…

Made several visits this past month. I came here to see lexi belle do her show, the club was charging a 30$ cover @ 6pm. Normally it would only cost 15$ between 6-7. When theres…

I made my first visit to the Crazy Horse, to see a porn star and check out the club. The club is a converted theater, and when I arrived (around 8PM on a Saturday…

Came here with my boys to see a pornstar feature dancer. Paid 25 for entry. Its full nude so there is no alcohol here. I didn't mind. They had a two girl show with champion…

Crazy horse is a very seedy club. Converted theater. It's located on a particularly seedy section of Market Street - lots of homeless, lots of chronic drug users. The club itself attracts clientele along these…

I went to CH a few weeks back on Thursday. The club was fun, and I got approached 1st by Versace who is a Italian with a couple taps and a juicy ass with a…

I visited this club in November 2014 on a Saturday evening. It's in a seedy part of San Francisco, on Market Street next door to a popular concert venue. Outside, it looks very…

This place is right in Downtown San Francisco, visited as I had read good things. But the club was below my expectations. Dancers in the start were not that good, later after 11 a few…

In one word avoid. 1. I walk in and there is no one on stage. I wait. I wait. 15 minutes before anyone shows. There are large gaps between every set. 2. The strippers looked bored. Very…

Visited Crazy Horse on a Thursday evening. Steep $20 cover to get in the door. You get a wristband when you go in. The layout resembles a movie theatre without stadium seating, plus seats that…

I came here on a Monday night after doing some work in the city. Although it was a weeknight, the club was pretty full. Much has been written about the seating theater seating…

I went there one night on a featured dancer night. It was packed and lively. The place is an old theatre turned strip club. The only 'normal' spots are those next to…

Very pushy place. Very impersonal. Dancers are pissed at you if you're not constantly up front tipping & more pissed if you aren't going private. I like to scope out a place to see who…

Went here for a bud's bachelor party. Heard about MBOT but opted for just a "regular" strip club experience. It turned out not being too regular at all. They had a featured porn star,…

Went here after getting sloshed with a bunch of coworkers. From what I remember the place looks like a 70s porn theater. Although, the set up was not that bad. You got to focus on…

Took a trip to San Fran this summer and of course, looked through TUSCL to find out what would be the best place of SF to visit. I chose The Crazy Horse Theatre because of…

Went here on Monday after Mitchell Brothers. As described, area is a little dicey but lots of San Fran that way with street people etc. is an odd set up, but the stage show lets…

Went in Thursday night around 9pm, was expecting it to be dead but was pleasantly surprised. In addition to the girls on stage, the place was bustling with 3-4 girls hustling for dances. The…

Friday night, was going to a concert at the next-door Warfield theater, so got a happy hour entry price with a wristband for re-entry after my show. While waiting for the showtime, sat in the…

Another visit to CH on 9/21/2014. I arrived at about 7:30p, and things were pretty slow -- I guess that is to be expected for a Sunday afternoon. After a few rounds of…

Crazy Horse is a little bit of a hike from the Broadway area clubs - but if you've got the time, or are down in the Market Street area, then it is well worth it. I…