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The Crazy Horse
980 Market St San Francisco, CA 94102

Reviews

review
published 7 yrs ago
Fun time during the day
reviewed by
Otterbotter

6.7

Came in during the afternoon to check out the vibe. Surprisingly there were a lot more people than expected. I saw 10 other PL's of which around 4 were actively tipping. Kind of annoying because…

review
published 7 yrs ago
Great girls heee
reviewed by
Jb226

7.3

Was in town for a convention and based on reviews I decided to stop by here. Was immediately give a hand held tour of the place by a very hot black/asian mix girl, ending in…

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published 7 yrs ago
Trouble at the horse
reviewed by
Fixxers

6.3

This is my go to place in SF but as of late the place seems to be in a state of being run down. Was there on a Thursday night recently. Overall the dancers are…

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published 7 yrs ago
Private Room Worth It
reviewed by
TedMosby2084

6.7

I went when Sophie Dee was feature dancing. I missed her show and found out when I arrived. The layout of the club is just like a movie theater, but instead of a screen you…

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published 7 yrs ago
Great Time - Lot of money spent
reviewed by
clbrian

5.3

So this was my first visit to a club in San Francisco. Didn't know exactly what to expect, but did know things were pricey and that held true to form. Spent about an…

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published 7 yrs ago
Getting worse
reviewed by
tuscl

7.0

I went to crazy horse last Saturday hoping to see Precious or Diana, but neither were around. Normally I see at least 3 or 4 girls here that I want a dance from but today…

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published 7 yrs ago
Not what it once was
reviewed by
bitterdbag

7.0

Came on 08/07 to see the Monday day shift dancers (12pm - 5pm). Looking at there schedule online for the past few weeks, I saw they had some old time favorites working. Figures…

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published 7 yrs ago
we got a squirter!
reviewed by
roccoballs

7.3

I stopped into the Crazy horse a couple Saturdays ago, when porn star Adriana Chechik was feature dancing. The place was definitely more crowded because she was there.

I got there about 1 hour before…

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published 7 yrs ago
Diamond in the rough
reviewed by
chessmaster32

6.7

Stepped in around 8pm. Most of the girls I wouldn't have taken free dances from, a couple were meh. As the night progressed, however, my luck would increase.

"Hey baby would you like a…

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published 7 yrs ago
Diminishing Returns
reviewed by
MrJDW1

6.7

This has been my primary club for over ten years. As I've gotten older I am there earlier, usually at 6 PM (when admission is $16 until 7 PM). The activity level in the early…

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published 7 yrs ago
Going downhill
reviewed by
slammingscotty

6.0

I have been visiting Crazy Horse since the early 2000s, and it has always been my go to club...but it has really been going downhill in terms of the girls.

The night I visited,…

review
published 8 yrs ago
Quiet Friday afternoon
reviewed by
Guilden47

7.7

Dropped by a few weeks back around 4pm on a Friday. There were barely 3 dancers in the seating and one on the stage. Maybe 3 other customers besides me. There was no one…