Reviews

The crazy horse is in downtown San Francisco, wedged between the shopping district and skid-row, and situated right next to a popular concert venue. It's a good place to hang out after doing some…

I have never been a big fan of this place, but I still had a free pass laying around, so I made my first trip here in over a year, perhaps two years. The first…

I've been to this place several times over the years and I honestly have very mixed feelings about this place. It's located in one of the more seedier parts of the city, but even though…

Crazy Horse was the first strip club I ever went to and the only club I have gone back to for multiple visits so far. This review is based on my multiple trips to…

I went around 7pm with one of my friends. There were initially 3-4 dancers, dancer quality was not that great. But as nigh progressed, more and more dancers came in. They charge 20 dollars for…

First time visitor to Sf for a conference and stopped by this club after taking a wrong turn for MB. Club was busy due to conferences in town and it was late. Had a couple…

Best grind in the Bay Area. Lots of contact friction lap dances for $20 or $40 topless. Tip stage side and you can reach out and touch the stage dancer or get a mini lap.…

I used to live in SF a long time ago and I and always heard about this place. I was back for a visit so I went to this place because of the positive reviews.…

Old favorite in San Francisco. Stage is long and narrow and is bordered by several rows of seating on both sides with theater seating filling rest of the room. A bit run down…

Had a pretty great time at Crazy Horse today, seems a bit underrated here. Got in around 8:30, left at 11:00. Cover was $21 (clever way to get you a bunch of 1s…

Came in on a slow Thursday. No work so might as well play. The CH is a former theater turned strip club with theater seating. There weren't many girls on shift and about half of…

Went to the CH on a week night and after having been here a few times over the years it seems to be slipping a bit. It could have been the particular night I…

I had misfortune of visiting Crazy Horse right after major convention in San Francisco, and learn that many top dancer were not working the night I visit because they already made a lot of money…

Visited on a Saturday night, and the club itself is pretty run down. Bikini dances are $20, with topless at $40. I was confused by their new private room setup (the difference between the old…

I Visited Crazy Horse on a Thursday evening. $20 cover at the door is pretty steep. They give you a wristband when you go in, so you can get out and come back again. The…

Went to the club to see the best feature ever, Christina Aguchi. Apparently, the house dancers agree too because I couldn't believe there were 24 dancers listed on the board for a Thursday evening…

Avoid on Monday night! Based on the reviews herein, I was eager to see some beautiful Asians on the stage when I visited on a Monday night. Cover was $16, their lowest price tier, based…

I went to this club on a Friday night when there were 3 featured performers. I had to pay extra for cover on that day because they would be performing together. The club is right…

I decided to tag along with a friend on a thursday night to check out feature dancer, Lexi Belle. It had theater style seating with a stage. There was a catwalk that led out from…

I am usually impressed by SF clubs, but this one left me puzzled. The room itself is a long rectangle with a narrow T-shaped catwalk in the middle of the far end. Seats line either…

The club has an old theater vibe. The stage is "T" shaped. There are seats on either side of the stage a few rows deep. Then there is a back section, like…

I arrive at around 5:30pm- trying to avoid rush hour traffic on the way home. The host let's me know that there is a 21 cover up front without a free drink. The setup includes…

Had some out of town visitors so after sight seeing in San Francisco I took the guys over to Crazy horse. We got there around 10:30 and the place was about half full. OK selection…

I have only been to one club is SF, and it's Crazy Horse. Have been here thrice, and never felt trying another one. Great bunch of girls, different ethnicities and body types to suit every…

Well visited this club after being away for a while. Found another example that nothing stays the same and unfortunately things have slid downhill here. Of the 25 or so dancers I only…