Reviews

It's been years since I've been to Crazy Horse, or any other Bay Area club for that matter. Decided to give another try. I didn't want to burn the cash, nor did I…

I like to visit the Crazy Horse when I visit SF. I think of it is lying on a spectrum between the Gold Club and MBOT. The Gold Club is full of hot girls who…

This club isn’t a bad club but I think if you’re looking for cheap high mileage, you’re in the wrong place. But it can be had with the right girl and negotiation skills.

I had…

I had some time to kill on a Thursday early evening so I popped in for a quick visit. (Full disclosure: I tried MBOT first but the lineup was scant so I changed plans.) Crazy…

This was my first time going to a sf club. I brought 100 dollars and trie to make it stretch, to be short it didn't last long. I was first approached by a curvy asian…

There's a lot of clubs in SF to choose from, but I think CH is the only one going back to, maybe O'Farrell's Theatre too but that one's a bit pricier. Anyways, the long…

Decided to check this place out after I had spent some time at the Gold club, but man I wish I had just gone back to my Airbnb.

Expensive cover (like 30 dollars), the place…

The place is on Market on a somewhat seedy looking block but nothing exceptional by SF standards, the area is definitely safe. It was 20 to get it when I went. There's a stage in…

My second visit to Crazy horse. The line up was usual mix of Asians with few white girls. I met 2 of the most beautiful strippers in my life in this visit. Dulce - A…

Sorry, Tuscl, this review will be brief because my experience was brief - maybe 8 minutes max.

I don’t know what possessed me, because the reviews of this club are bad and my vague…

I go here on occasion during lunch time to get away from work. Depending on who is working during the day, you may be able to take care of business. I've been here…

This is the only SF club I’ve been to, but compared to other cities it makes me feel how the tenderloin makes me feel. Afraid to touch anything, and avoid eye contact unless you want…