tuscl
The Crazy Horse
980 Market St San Francisco, CA 94102

Reviews

review
published 7 yrs ago
Not bad, especially if you know what you're looking for.
reviewed by
Bovice

6.7

The place is on Market on a somewhat seedy looking block but nothing exceptional by SF standards, the area is definitely safe. It was 20 to get it when I went. There's a stage in…

review
published 7 yrs ago
Lyla and Passion are amazing
reviewed by
Rahul_Bose

7.3

My second visit to Crazy horse. The line up was usual mix of Asians with few white girls. I met 2 of the most beautiful strippers in my life in this visit. Dulce - A…

review
published 7 yrs ago
A complete waste.
reviewed by
nychuck2000

4.0

Sorry, Tuscl, this review will be brief because my experience was brief - maybe 8 minutes max.

I don’t know what possessed me, because the reviews of this club are bad and my vague…

review
published 7 yrs ago
Daytime relaxation
reviewed by
ampadventurer

8.3

I go here on occasion during lunch time to get away from work. Depending on who is working during the day, you may be able to take care of business. I've been here…

review
published 7 yrs ago
Grungy, no extras
reviewed by
saylr

4.0

This is the only SF club I’ve been to, but compared to other cities it makes me feel how the tenderloin makes me feel. Afraid to touch anything, and avoid eye contact unless you want…

review
published 7 yrs ago
Great experience
reviewed by
sled666

8.7

My first time here was just amazing.
Came with just a friend. We are not regulars of places like this, so we started by watching the show for a few hours. The show is happening…

review
published 7 yrs ago
Lived up to its Crazy reputation.
reviewed by
foxsilver

10.0

Was visiting SF for a week and a couple of my friends highly recommended this place. Convenient location right on Mission, so three of us decided to check it out on a Friday evening. There…

review
published 7 yrs ago
Good time, but pricey
reviewed by
bc02316

5.7

Originally came to see Dillion Harper's show, which was great. Got in for free through a coupon the Dillion shared online. Caught the end of her set. She was fully nude and rubbing herself all…

review
published 7 yrs ago
Decent Time!!
reviewed by
anfieldarun69

8.0

My friend and I were clubbing in SFO and we decided to end the night by visiting crazy horse.We went around 1.30 am and paid entry of 27$.We got in and it was a…

review
published 7 yrs ago
CH has really gotten complacent and gone downhill
reviewed by
rambo10302002

5.3

The CH recently did a price increase which to me, comes across as a pure money grab.

Club layout with theater seating remains the same. Areas for dances remain the same – there is a…

review
published 7 yrs ago
Not a good value
reviewed by
oj4orange

6.3

The club was pretty sad on a Tuesday night. I think I saw a PL falling asleep at one point. A handful of dancers were sitting around looking at their cellphones. I was then approached…

review
published 7 yrs ago
Only came to see Vicki Chase....
reviewed by
roadmikeleak

6.0

Usually don't even bother to go to sc's anymore in san francisco but Vicki Chase was feature dancing so I decided to hit it up. Arrived little after midnight to catch her last show.…