Reviews

But also exactly what it used to be. That’s part of the problem! I went on a Thursday afternoon and there were about half a dozen dancers, of which the most attractive were the same…

Had an okay time. Cover was $15, and the place was empty. The few dancers there (I counted 4 before they were repeating on stage) were all friendly, but none of them were above a 5/10,…

It's been years since I've been to Crazy Horse, or any other Bay Area club for that matter. Decided to give another try. I didn't want to burn the cash, nor did I…

I like to visit the Crazy Horse when I visit SF. I think of it is lying on a spectrum between the Gold Club and MBOT. The Gold Club is full of hot girls who…

This club isn’t a bad club but I think if you’re looking for cheap high mileage, you’re in the wrong place. But it can be had with the right girl and negotiation skills. I had…

I had some time to kill on a Thursday early evening so I popped in for a quick visit. (Full disclosure: I tried MBOT first but the lineup was scant so I changed plans.) Crazy…

This was my first time going to a sf club. I brought 100 dollars and trie to make it stretch, to be short it didn't last long. I was first approached by a curvy asian…

There's a lot of clubs in SF to choose from, but I think CH is the only one going back to, maybe O'Farrell's Theatre too but that one's a bit pricier. Anyways, the long…

Decided to check this place out after I had spent some time at the Gold club, but man I wish I had just gone back to my Airbnb. Expensive cover (like 30 dollars), the place…

The place is on Market on a somewhat seedy looking block but nothing exceptional by SF standards, the area is definitely safe. It was 20 to get it when I went. There's a stage in…

My second visit to Crazy horse. The line up was usual mix of Asians with few white girls. I met 2 of the most beautiful strippers in my life in this visit. Dulce - A…

Sorry, Tuscl, this review will be brief because my experience was brief - maybe 8 minutes max. I don’t know what possessed me, because the reviews of this club are bad and my vague…