Dreams Cabaret

Based on reviews here, this was the last WP club that I hadn't checked out yet that I want to. Not going to even bother with Cheeks, Blondies, or CMowes.…

After hearing so much about SCs in WP, I swung by Wise Guys last Thursday afternoon during a business trip to STL. There were 6-7 dancers, all in the 5-6 range…

Crazy dream that I made the five hour trip to the strop club Mecca outside of Atlanta. Yes WP is the most underrated hidden gem in all my travels. Best thing is…

After a lackluster time at the hustler club up the street I ventured to wise guys after reading the reviews here and decided I was in the mood for depravity. I…

Began my tour late afternoon (about 4:30) and drove into Washington Park. First joint encountered was Cheeks. Two cars on the parking lot, I thought I would stick my head in and…

I visited Wise Guys last week when I was in town. As I walked in it looked pretty lame. I sat down at the bar and within a few minutes a…

This was my first visit to wiseguy. Don't remember if I paid any housefee for entry. The club is a large room with stage in the center. Club is located in the…

It had been months since I've visited wise guys, opting instead to visit the other clubs nearby. But I returned two weeks ago on Sunday around 7pm and found basically a whole…

This is my favorite club of the collection in Washington park. Paid $3 cover charge and got a beer. There were 4 dancers and about 10 customers (most sitting at the bar).…

Started this tour on the Monday afternoon after Christmas, so I expected it would be sparse. Began to Blondies, hoping to find Cherry dancing. Alas, no Cherry and there were three dancers…

Though I have visited 7 of the 9 strip clubs in Washington Park -- all but Larry Flynt's Hustler Club and Queen of Diamonds -- there are three that get almost all…

I went in on a Wednesday afternoon. There was 7 girls working. Not much going on. After about 10 minutes a tall named Kaila came over tome. After about…

Arrived early in shift and was approached by Talia-very attractive young lady. Good conversation, worth the price of a private ($250) would highly recommend her for intimate fun. Returned there 2 weeks later,…

I've seen a couple of you guys prop my reviews and have read your comments. A member named Mr. Deuce suggested I try Wise Guys. I'm glad I did. The club is…

I walked in and to my surprise a dancer at the pole. My previous visit I had to wait for dancers to show up early afternoon. I went right to…

I visited Wise guys on a Wednesday afternoon. I don't know how they keep the place open but was great for me. I went in and there were 8 dancers…

Came in on a Friday afternoon and the place was fairly empty. There were six (or so) dancers. Two were with customers, one was heading on stage, three were at the bar.…

I've been a regular at the Washington Park clubs and this club has become my favorite in terms of value for money. I suggest visiting this club in the afternoon on weekends…

I left Cheeks and walked across the street to Wise Guys. Went inside and made my way to the bar. Before I sat down I had already seen the talent....or lack thereof.…

I walked in at 3:17pm on a Monday and they had 5 girls on my he floor. Drinks are a little overpriced but that's what you expect in WP. Literally at…

I went to this Washington Park club on a friday afternoon. The interior of the club was very dark but it gets okay after a few minutes as your eyes adjust. The…

I was in St. Louis on business in February and decided to hit some of the Washington Park clubs. After reading some reviews, I made my way to Wise Guys. The place…

I went on Thursday afternoon initially when I got there I was approached by Sadie think that was her name and she wanted me to buy her a drink she wasn't…

I was in the St. Louis area and decided to try this place out. The neighborhood did not look to be good. Very tall chain link fence around the parking…

I knew I shouldn't have gone in. I was warned. I thought maybe it's not so bad. Well I was wrong. This place is rough. It looks…

My go to club for fun at the bar but not so much this time. My second stop of the day and even though it was after 1 still had to…

Stopped by on a Wednesday afternoon not expecting much but honestly the day shift here has not been too bad lately! Usually a couple fairly cute ones. Liz caught my eye…

The clubs in Washington Park are known primarily for things other than dancing. Not coincidentally, the quality of dancers (including their physical appearance and attractiveness) in Washington Park clubs is typically low.…

Was in the StL for other things on Sunday and after reading about the SC in WashingtonPark on here decided to check them out. From my experiences early Sunday evening was not…

Stopped at Wise Guys after my Nightmare on Elm Street experience at C-Mowes. What I've always liked about this place are the private VIP rooms in the back that lock. That's the…

Ok, I walked into the club on a Sunday afternoon and they had 9 girls on shift. I sat there for at least 30 minutes before someone actually came to speak…

I went to Wise Guys one afternoon about 4:00. There were about 8 girls there. They were taking their turn dancing but the real action was at the tables.…

This club is way too dark; it's hard to see anything inside. It's even darker in the VIP room as there is really no light in there at all. When I arrived,…

I arrived at opening but no girls. Waited for 45 minutes and was greeted by Unique. She is a tall somewhat thin AA with a great personality. We cozied…

I usually go to Wise Guys during the day time. I did stop by on a Wednesday evening and it was really bad. 2 AA girls and both looked like…

There's your vanilla East St. Louis gentlemen's clubs. (Hollywood Show Club and Larry Flint's Hustler Club; I'm looking at you.) Usually young, attractive girls, relatively expensive booze, and two-way contact no frills…

I was visiting the area on business and had the afternoon free. So I went exploring the attractions in Washington Park. Checked out most of the other clubs in the area and…

I like to find certain girls at certain clubs, and visit them periodically. I normally do not like the dive clubs, and have turned right around and left some of them before. MK…

Obviously, this club is a dive and fits right in for Washington Park. Walked in as two girls, who said they were sisters, were performing a show with a dildo. Quite a…

Visited Wise Guys on a recent visit to STL. Some plumbing issues at Cheeks have the girls from both places working at Wise Guys. I was surprised to see 10-12 girls working…

Wise Guys has been a really hot club - and has been a dud - through the years. The new day bartender is Lexi. Lexi used to be a dancer, but is…

This club is the best of all the Washington Park clubs. What sets it apart is that most of the girls are young, natural, and hot. The atmosphere is great, the bartender,…

I last reviewed Wise Guys in February 2014, rather negatively, and am submitting a second review with a somewhat higher opinion based on two recent afternoon visits on a Saturday in December…

Stopped in last week. Early afternoon.....two dancers on shift.....not sure where the rest were. Place is clean but has been under constant remodeling for the past several years, not sure…

This is a dual review for Wiseguys and Cheeks. Its been a few years since I've been in Wiseguys. I gave up because the quality and number of the ladies…

I walked and knew the layout having been there before. It is not high end but not horrible either. They are doing a little work it looks like. Water was 3…

I walked in to find 4 dancers on shift ranging from 7 to 2. Only 1 other guy was in at the time. I sat down at the bar and quickly one…

I went there on a Wednesday afternoon. There were 2 girls working plus The bartender. 3 other customers besides myself. The girls were attractive,one was a younger blonde named Cammie The other…

I went there on a Wednesday afternoon. There were 2 girls working plus The bartender. 3 other customers besides myself. The girls were attractive,one was a younger blonde named Cammie The other…

I was in the St. Louis area for a couple of days and found time to check out Cheeks late on Wednesday afternoon and Wise Guys, Cheeks, and Dollie's on Thursday afternoon.…

I stopped by to check out Wise Guys as my fave dancer at Miss Kitty's wasn't working that day. This a bare bones strip club. It was early in…

Wow...came over after being across the street the club looks like it is falling apart. It needs to be cleaned up a bit. There were 4 dancers on the night…

I stopped by after visiting the club across the street that was empty. This club was pretty empty too. three customers and four dancers that were out. Those four were very…

Stopped in around 6pm on a Wednesday evening. The club is in a very sketchy part of Washington Park. Parking lot is not fenced and there was no visible security. There…

I went in shortly after noon. Like almost all the clubs, the later you go, the more girls will be there. Lexi was bartender. Known her for years - great bartender and…

Had a bizarre experience here recently, followed by a horrible experience more recently. First, the bizarre: Met a pretty, young brunette. She was drunk, but seemed reasonably fine. I asked how she…

When I showed up there was an event going on with lots of bikers. Made for a fun time. There was a free buffet - nothing special but OK - wings, meatballs.…

I went here early afternoon on a Wednesday on the way there it was like driving through a war zone be careful. I was greeted at the club by an entrance…

I went here early afternoon on a Wednesday on the way there it was like driving through a war zone be careful. I was greeted at the club by an entrance…

Decided to hit Wise Guys since we had free tickets from Cheeks. Both clubs are owned by the same guy (people?) so we had low expectations going in. Once inside those low…

Was in the area for an event and it's been awhile since I made the rounds of the ESL clubs. It was a Sunday night, so I wasn't sure what I was…

When I go to any club in Washington Park, I go to them all. You never know. I used to love Wise Guys when Autumn worked there. She has…

I have visted this club quite a few times. The front door sticks so if they say there open and you think the door is locked just knock or pull a little…

Visited on a recent Saturday night after being disappointed after stopping into Dollies. I have not visited here in more than a year so I felt a return visit was overdue. Walking…

The club is fairly new, and is nicely equipped. It previously was a very large adult book and apparel emporium. The renovation is recent, so the physical accomodations are good. As it…

I have had some great experiences at Wise Guys, but unfortunately, this was not one of them. In fact, I regret that I must provide a public service here by warning…

I decided to try out Wise Guy's a few months ago and man was it dead. I was the only guy in the club besides some other old guy. There was one…

I stopped by on a Wednesday evening around 4pm. There were about 4 dancers taking turns on the stage. The club was very dark but comfortable. The girls are quick to try…

Went by on a Saturday night about 10. Cover was 7, which also gets you into Cheeks, across the street. There were TWO dancers on duty, on a Saturday night! One was…

Visited a few clubs in WP. This is a decent looking club. Quite comfortable. Friendly staff and not pushy. The girls were quite forward about wanting to get you in the…

Okay here's the deal, bring about $300 bucks with you. If you have the gift of gab and know how to negotiate anything can happen. Most of the chicks are fairly…

I have visited this club over a number of years. It used to be a lot busier, with some decent looking dancers, and a lot of options. Over time, it seems to…

I guess this would be a decent joint if a guy was looking for some hags to look at and dance with. Was pretty dark, but light enough to see the stage…

This club is very different that Hustler and Hollywood - that is good and bad. The good is a low pressure atmosphere that give you a chance to spend a lot…

Got there about 9:30. There were only a couple of other patrons when I got there, but a small group came in later and seemed to be regulars. Pretty slow pace and…

About a month ago I went to Wise Guys. I met this girl that worn glasses, but see was hot. Nice butt and everything. we started a conversation and later she went…

First stop on my recient visit to the St. Louis area. Walked in and noticed that they are still remodelling. This has been going on for several months with no change...not…

Stopped in a few weeks ago while in the area on business. Was quickly enchanted by an adorable little asian dancer, no more than 5 feet tall without heels. Never…

Popped in here as the last stop of a Saturday afternoon trip to the east side not really sure what to expect. I had been here one time before, and it was…

Last stop of the night. No cover, which was nice. Appeared to be 4-5 girls working. Was approached by Jada, blonde with a smallish chest and pretty good hips. Probably a 5-6…

with three new vip rooms there isnt much sway for regular dances. 50 goes to the house for a 15 min room rental and 100 for the girl. the manger or big…

Went there one night in late June after 1am. They were about to close. Had a dance earlier in the day with a blonde spinner whose name escapes me and wanted to…

Stopped by on a Tuesday afternoon. Sat with Autum and Mischief. After a couple of drinks, headed back for a three-way private dance. Wow - I had a GREAT time and wish…

I've had good things to say about Wise Guys in the past, both here and on other forums. Unfortunately, this club appears to have taken a major dive. I recently visited late…

third stop of the tour. Went by to see what it was like without Champaign. I have had good times there with a number of dancers. Monday must not have been the…

Made a visit on a Thurs late afternoon (arrived about 5:30). Only 2 dancers were there, and it was fairly slow. Autumn was there and we talked for a bit,…

Update: Took my vacay in the Loo several weeks ago. Autumn is the only person there I recognize. None of the four other dancers that showed up the afternoon I…

I usually stop by Miss Kitty but they open late on Monday so I went to Wise Guys. It was the best time I have had a topless place in a…

This place has really taken a quick trip down hill. There are now cameras in the lap dance room, so in order the receive some extras you have to pay 50 dollar…

Had time for a quick visit between business appointments. They have added cameras to the private dance area and the action there has been greatly reduced. There is a VIP area that…

I have gone to WG for about 1 year. My recent trip was not that impressive. The bathroon stinks. It is beginning to rival Dollie's prefire bathroom.…

Autumn isn’t pleasing me as she used to. She now asks for northwards of $100 but doesn’t do as much for me as she once did. I still love her…

Spent most the night at Miss Kitties and decided to venture out into the rest of washington Park. Wise Guys was worth a stop, mostly AA girls and the few that…

Was in town for some business and made a little time for a trip to the East side. Things were a little slow, Champaign was busy when I got there, so I…

working in St Louis, so I go over to east side once in a while. I like Wise Guys because it's a "no games" place. They ask you what you…

Was visiting a couple weeks ago in the st louis area-stopped in to wise guys-only 3 girls working thought I woud have a beer long as I was there got to talking…

Stopped into Wise Guys during a tour of the Washington Park area. As previous reviewers have commented, the area in which these clubs are located is pretty rough but I have…

Stopped by Wise Guys due to having some business in the area. They have paved the parking lot which makes it nicer, and there were two guys standing outside for security.…

I went into WGs last Friday night as part of a trip around WP (hit Cheeks, see review, and Hollywood). I'm been many times and the quality of dancers seems to…

Went in on a friday afernoon. Not too expensive unless you want the VIP. VIP is 50 plus tip which can run 100 plus. Recommend approaching from the north.…