Private rooms are awesome

I was in St. Louis on business in February and decided to hit some of the Washington Park clubs. After reading some reviews, I made my way to Wise Guys. The place is a hole in the wall. It's not a dump but isn't fancy at all. There's no DJ, just a juke box. Smoking is allowed. There's a chain link fence around the parking lot. Not a great area but on the main road in Washington Park and I didn't feel unsafe. When I walked in, the club was not very busy (just a couple guys), which was actually a good thing for me because there weren't many options for the girls that were working (about 5). One was occupied with another customer. Of the four remaining girls, two were young and pretty cute and two were chubby and not my type.

I got to chatting with one girl at the bar and tipped her when she was on stage. You're allowed to touch, so I did. I went back to the bar and the other cute one started chatting with me. I think she was about 20 or so. She convinced me to do a couch dance for $10 or $20 (can't remember), but I didn't end up paying because while on the couch she said we should go to a private room where I could do anything I want. I agreed. The cost was $50 for the room (paid to the club) and $100 (paid to the dancer). The private room actually locked. There was a very torn up couch in the room that we didn't even want to sit on, so we laid my shirt on the floor and laid on it. She started with a CBJ and moved on to CG. Not as good as going to a provider, but for me there's something exciting about doing it in a club. I would definitely recommend Wise Guys and plan to return next time I'm in town.