Sexual healing at Wise Guys

Though I have visited 7 of the 9 strip clubs in Washington Park -- all but Larry Flynt's Hustler Club and Queen of Diamonds -- there are three that get almost all of my business: Dollie's when I want a not-so-private BJ for $40-80 and either Cheeks or Wise Guys for a much more private experience in a lockable VIP room, but typically costing around $200 total. After my fun but orgasmless visit to Miss Kitty's (see my recent review), I decided to head up State Road 111 a mile or so and try my luck at Wise Guys, where some extras-friendly young lovely almost always makes my day.

I paid $8 at the bar for cover (probably $3) and a Bud Lite and checked the board for familiar names. Out of five dancers' names, I recognized only two, but I immediately had the good fortune to run into one of them, an attractive, very friendly girl whom I've spoken with and even texted but never spent any private time with. I bought her a Blue Motherfucker, quite overpriced at $15, and we retired to a remote table to get better acquainted. We talked about all sorts of things, including her classes, her child, and her real name -- she turned out to be an excellent conversationalist. I told her some of my dirty blonde and stripper jokes and she came back with some of her own. Soon she took her top off and was raising Little Deuce from the dead with expert manipulations while I caressed and kissed her breasts. When the subject of doing a VIP room came up, I confessed to her that I had been experiencing some erectile dysfunction recently (though not at that moment!) and that I doubted she would be able to get me off, especially with a CBJ. She took this as a personal challenge, which we referred to as The Orgasm Challenge, and quickly agreed on a price: $50 to the house, $130 to her, and a nice tip if she succeeded in her quest.

I'll be darned if she didn't make it happen! Not only did she provide one of the best "front room experiences" ever, but she also managed to get me off with the best CBJ ever, resulting in my first orgasm in about six weeks! I tipped her $40, for which she seemed quite grateful, and thanked her for rising to the challenge. I regard this visit as the turning point in my return to full sexual function after several weeks of dysfunction. Who knew that Wise Guys could be a place of sexual healing?