I left Cheeks and walked across...

I left Cheeks and walked across the street to Wise Guys. Went inside and made my way to the bar. Before I sat down I had already seen the talent....or lack thereof. No wonder all the guys were across the street at Cheeks--the better looking girls were all over there.

I paid $5 for a bottle of Miller Lite and $3 cover to the bartender. She echoed what the bartender across the street said about the coupon you get from Cheeks to get into Wise Guys for free: the coupon is only on Friday's and Saturdays after 7 PM. According to the board the dancers working were Michelle, Katt, Unique (different girl than the one at Cheeks), Scarlett and Cici. Although I only saw three girls (one black and two white) out on the floor. I had no interest in finding out who was who since they all looked like they crawled out of a trailer park. I tried to finish my beer so I could take off....but then Katt came over. She was covered in tattoos and looked like she could have a whole Jerry Springer episode made around her. We talked for a little about her family and how long she's been working at Wise Guys. When I finished my beer, I finished with her. I told her I was leaving and she tried to stop me by telling me the menu she offered in the back room. $50 for the room and whatever tip I felt she deserved. That's why I'm rating the value of this place so high. I told her maybe next time and then was on my way.

If you can get past the looks of the girls your money will go a long way here. I couldn't. Nevertheless, I'll be back.