Stuck in Cleveland, stuck in Cleveland...<br> <br> To...

Stuck in Cleveland, stuck in Cleveland...<br>

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To the best of my knowledge this is the nicest club to waste time in if you're stuck somewhere in or between the airport and downtown. It had been several years since I had been the Christies, LeBron still played for Cleveland and the dancers would dance nude on stage before midnight, after midnight they had to put their bottoms on. Now they always have their bottoms on and pasties as well. <br>

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It was insanely crowded this summer night. It took me 45 minutes just to get there (from a few blocks away) because of Baseball traffic. The game let out late, I thought by the time I got there I would have missed the traffic, boy was I wrong. $10 parking fee which got me free admission into the club, no valet. I walked in and sat myself at a table, good half an hour went by before any dancer or waitress came by. Fine with me since I wasn't drinking tonight and I didn't see any girls that caught my eye anyway. <br>