Christies Cabaret

This place has a very dark atmosphere. Walking in on a bright day means your eyes will take a few minutes to adjust. $5 cover during the day, which I…

Christie's does line ups where all the dancers come of the stage together. This the best chance to catch whoever you had an eye on. A lot of their trade is made…

I had been going to Diamonds in the Flats for a while, but I decided to check out Christie's in March. I was hooked. Fully nude stage dances before midnight, and MUCH…

Welcome to the LaLa land of strip clubs, This was the most weird clubs that i had ever been to. The dancers here were quote hot and friendly and the…

This is the only club to visit in Cleveland for sure. With the casino opening up soon, it will remain to be seen, if it has a positive or negative effect on…

Great club layout. No smoking, always a plus. Great menu, good-looking girls for the most part. This is a good club in a shitty town (Cleveland). Pasties and thongs are back; they…

I travel to Cleveland for business. The girl who works for me there is a hot blonde, but no sex ..... Yet. Anyway I get horny so I visited Christie's on…

I was in town for the Cavs/Bulls game and hit up this spot. First let me start this off by saying the site needs to update the hours of operation.…

After going to Chritie's I feel like I should go back to every prior review and change it to lower the quality of the club by a point or two. This place…

As indicated in my previous reviews of this club, this is my favourite club to hang out. I go here occasionally have a few favourites and every now and then try to…

I travel frequently to Cleveland for business. After hearing from a couple cab drivers that Christies was the place to go in Cleveland, I decided to give it a shot.…

Went to Christies for the first time tonight. A buddy and I caught the shuttle to the club and the driver gave us free passes to get in. Definitely the way to…

My favorite club in downtown Cleveland. Stopped in on a Wednesday night after midnight after a Cavs game. They still had free admission with a game stub. Some of…

I went in last night around 10pm. It was fairly busy, and there were plenty of girls on shift. There was no parking charge (but there usually is other days). Cover was…

This used to be my favourite club to hang out at but recently things are changing a bit for the worse. They have removed the couches by the walls and moved them…

Went to Christie's on the Fri after thanksgiving. Crowd was still small around 10pm. Parking was 5$ for Christies, 6$ next door at Shooters/Improv. Cover charge 8$. The facilities were extremely nice…

Went to the club on a Thursday night for a visit. There was a $8 cover at the door, drinks were normal price for a club. There was a wide selection of…

Hard to find a good strip bar to hang out at in Cleveland...not sure why that is...compared to Detroit or Windsor, the contrast is quite large...There are some places in Akron that…

Physical Club: This is the nicest club in Ohio. The downside though is that they charge for parking during peak hours ($5 charge). Also the place is pretty dark…

This review is from a trip in mid July. I was in Cleveland for a big meeting so I made sure I had plenty of cushion before the flight back.…

Stopped here for the first time in years. The club itself is really nice. Restrooms are clean and neat. Plenty of seating at bar, tables, or by the stage.…

I used to be a very regular visitor to Christies, but this was my first return in about 4 months. I was very disappointed to find that they removed the couches…

Really good looking club, Dancers were very attractive, especially for the cleveland area. Large variety of looks from the girls. The private dances I recieved were great, almost had to change my…

Haven't been to this club since winter. I went to the Indian's game and then decided to go to Christies. The parking was $5 and had some construction going on at the…

This club really delivered. After reading the previous reviews, was not sure about getting any mileage here, but I found the club much to my liking--almost exactly what I was looking…

Premier club, with a very classy look. The place is run as a business, and the bouncers do their job of keeping the boys in line and the girls working. The hustle…

Great place. Decent number of dancers for a Tuesday night with some really exceptional talent and the rest average to good. Dancer named Valerie in particular was a 10+ (in…

Was in Cleveland on a business trip a few weeks ago, looking for a place to hang out and have a few drinks. The reviews seemed decent for Christie's. Wasn't disappointed. Had…

so i have to wonder if christie's is going the same bottom feeding route of other cleveland clubs now. i stopped in on a weekday afternoon (thursday?) a couple weeks ago. 1st…

I think that this is a very solid club. The physical plant is very nice -- seems clean (as far as you can tell in the dark), non-smoking, pretty spacious, nice…

I stopped in on a tuesday afternoon. There is a 5 dollar cover in the afternoon and i believe it's a little more at night. Actually they call it an entertainment fee.…

First visit to this club was around 11:30PM. Unfortunately found out that after midnight no more full nude is allowed on stage. That was OK because the place was dark…

Went to Christies on a Thursday night. No parking charge as no one was manning the gate and maybe $5 or $8 door fee? Not sure. The place was…

Pretty bad experience here in comparison to others I've had in the past. One of the dancers mentioned that there was a new manager, and the place didn't feel the same. Had…

Good parking area, safe and secure. $5 cover but drinks very reasonable so you'll get your 5 back in drink savings real quick. Club is first class. Great seating, clean, impressive. It's…

Went in on a winter sunday evening. $5 Parking charge and about $5 to get in. I went at 7:30pm. The cover goes up at 8pm. A cute slim waitress in black…

stopped back in last week. definitely some good lookers here but this time i was surprised to see a few dancers that had no business being there. one was a large…

dancers were great quality overall. second visit to this location. a few had a weird personality so weird that i said no to a girl for a dance. however, i'd say the…

wow! it's been over a year since i've been here, where did the time go? i used to visit every once in awhile when i had less experience with the strip club…

As previously mentioned, this is a very nice looking club in a fairly safe area of the flats of cleveland. Dancers are very attractive and among the best I've seen in the…

Been to Christies numerous times over the years. Probably my favorite club in the Cleveland area. Not the best value compared to some other options, but generally speaking I think…

Given the other reviews talking about "Cleveland laws" and the fact that it was Monday I was pleasantly surprised by this club. I walked to the club from downtown and had no…

Visited on a late Friday evening after midnight. Very upscale looking place on the west bank of the flats with its own gated parking – very safe place. $10 cover and I…

I was expecting an evening of a beer and just looking at pretty dancers due to Cleveland laws. The reviews prior made me stop at Christies. I was very pleased…

Nice atmosphere, safe location, clean restrooms, and enjoyable setting to relax in. Plenty of dancers come around periodically and ask if you would like a dance while you also enjoy the pretty…

Stopped in as part of a bachelor party on a Saturday night and the place was packed. So packed, that we could only get a seat in the upstairs area.…

Hit Christies after work last Friday. Lately, I've been a fan of the backroom dances at the Hourse on Miles, but decided to stay downtown. Nice quality for early evening…

Stopped in two Friday's ago...alot of customers and dancers. Dancers made their rounds and made sure everyone was attended to. Beer's were kind of expensive, but not ridiculous. The…

Went to CCs sunday evening. They had advertised that night to be amatuer night. Lot of new dancers so the dancing wasn't as good. Some posted reviews below describe the decor pretty…

Stopped by on Wednesday afternoon at about 3:30. $5 at the door and the place was pretty empty. I don't remember the place being so dark. It was really…

Had been there on a friday evening for a party with some friends. Less girls as compared to other nights on this day. A lot of 'wanna dance ?' and 'Are you…

Always a ton of girls in this huge space. Recent changes to the laws have made contact a little more variable, and some dancers will wear that annoying nipple tape.…

Stopped in on a Tuesday about noon. Club was quiet but was greeted by a beautiful dark haired waitress with a corset style top and tall black boots. (Very Hot) Then…

I have probably visited this club more that 2 dozen times in the last couple years when in town for Browns or Tribe games and every time it's the highlight of the…

Was in Cleveland for the day so decided to stop by. I got there around 2:30-3:00 and left by 5. Was definitely glad to be out before dark since I…

Went to CCs last friday night with a friend. We got there around 10:30 pm. Paid $7 for parking. Parking lot is secured but the flats area around the club seems shady.…

New in town, I had seen some decent reviews for Christie's, so i made it my first place to check out. Came in around 9:00, probably about 25 - 30 dancers,…

Have been to the club numerous times mostly on weekends. Its easy to get seats except for some saturdays if they have a lot of bachelor parties. They also have free admission…

expensive but a very classy place with hot girls. the club was pretty busy when we were there and i got a quicky lapdance from a hot blonde that was working the…

Went after work to have a few beers...very upscale large nice place. Women are very beautiful here compared to other clubs...all in early 20's. Good happy hour beer special with…

This place is huge. This place is always busy and always has a lot of girls. This place is expensive! It's like 4 dollars to park eight dollars to…

Went to the club before an Indians game. Spent about 2 hours there. A large selection of dancers, huge club very well done - like a club you ould expect to see…

This was my first visit to Christie's, and I had such a great time. I've discovered that as a woman, there are plenty of dancers at other clubs that are not…

This is a nice club. Dancer quality is excellent -- there are a couple in the 5-7 range, but those are the exceptions -- most of the girls are very nice…

I had a day to kill on Sunday so I went to have dinner there around 7.... Good food but there was only one server at the time. It took a while…

I had a day to kill in Cleveland and what better way to spend it than in a strip club. Christie's is upscale, comfortable, and, as everybody notes, dark, but if…

Went back here after my previous positive experience. I was again impressed by the quality of the girls and the overall atmosphere, although I agree that it is kind of dim in…

WEKing pretty much summed this place up--so this is meant to echo his comments, not necessarily to add anything new. It's a classy place, but it's too dark to see anything of…

After reading the reviews here I expected so much more from this place that I experienced. I expected a gentlemen's club experience and the building and decor probably delivered that, though it…

Okay this club is kinda great...the host staff are professional and efficient. The only complaint I have are the other customers, which are a little lower socio-economic status. I like to…

Bottom line: fantastic club. Call ahead and get the party bus to pick you up. We had ~10 guys out for a bachelor party on Saturday night. Complimentary party…

This is by far the best club in cleveland. The dancers are all hot, the dances are great, and the place is very clean and upscale. it costs some money to park…

This place has the hottest girls town. The decor is really upscale, and the girls are up to the same standard. The food is quite good and not too steeply priced. I…

Great club, hottest dancer in cleveland! All nude show. Very expensive place but if you are a nudie bar fan, this is the best place in town to go.…

Christies is a clean two level club with a large safe parking area ($2). I went on a Monday and it was slow but there were at least 10 girls working and…

Stopped on a Thursday evening. I got in a little bit early so a nice sized crowd but not too crowded. Dancer quality was pretty good most girls are in…

Stopped in just for something to do, glad i did. The club is out of the way under a bridge, and next to a boat dock. Parking is right out front, there…

The night I was there, the club was completely packed. I couldn't find parking for 15 minutes, and couldn't find a seat for 10 minutes. Anyways, the club and the dancer quality…

Spoke with attendant about couple friendliness. My wife and I are looking for a nice strip club to spend some time in. So far very accommodating and nice. It seems, from the…

This is a very nice club. The area to get to it is somewhat un-attractive but once you get to this club area, it looks great!! About 8 dancers.…

Stopped in with my wife for the first time in about 4 years while in Cleveland for one night this past weekend. I see they have done some remodeling and since…

Stopped by Christies today (Thursday) during the early afternoon. The place was dead. There were about 10 girls and about 6 guys in the place. It is a big…

This club was renovated a couple years back. It is head and shoulders above other Cleveland clubs in decor and amenities. It even offers massage service, which appears to be on the…

Stopped in for a late lunch Wednesday afternoon. There were probably 10-12 dancers and maybe 10 customers. I got a drink at the bar 6.50 for a rum and coke. The…

this place pretty classy and the building is brand new. Drinks can get pretty expensive, and they require you to keep a limit of so many per hour . The girls are…

I made my formal every-other-month visit to this club last week during a Friday afternoon. It's not one of my favorite clubs to visit and I usually don't have much fun there.…

There is much to like about Christie's. The girls are friendly and gorgeous, although there is a high hustle factor. Oddly enough, no one even asked for a VIP, just…

I've been here a few times, the most recent the last week of January. Very nice interior, better than what one can find in the Chicago area. Many pretty women,…

Christies seems down a little - not sure if it is the new laws in Ohio but the girls a little less talkative and dances down a notch as well last week.…

This is usually the place I go in Cleveland. I like the quality of girls and the layout of the place. Was there the night before Thanksgiving and expected it to be…

Visted here a few months ago, and it was a very nice club. Tuesday night, and all of the girls were 7+, most 8's or better. Some weren't very…

Stopped in the other night to see how the new law was affecting this place. Plenty of dancers all around and the place was busy as usual. The dancers here are all…

Stopped by on a Wednesday night. Saw some positive reviews on the site and thought it was worth a visit. The set up is very, very upscale and one of…

I've been to Christie's several times over the past year or two and my experience is pretty consistent. I feel that I should mention that I've always gone on a weekend…

I visited Christie's Cabaret twice, first on a Sunday evening and then the following Tuesday (after being somewhat disappointed with the Gold Horse Saloon). Sunday, there were ten dancers, all quite…

Was in Cleveland on business and cab driver took me to Christie's. I was pleasantly surprised. The club itself is huge and decor is nice. Not dirty at all. It was a…

Went to Christies on a Friday late afternoon. About 15 dancers - most on the younger side. Girls seem to stay with regular customers first but I did have some…

Bartender - Your review below sounds great and thank you for it. Too bad though most of it isn't true. The girls there are HOT, i'll give you that much, but the…

Went twice to this club. Most of the girls are HOT. Great stage and private dances. About VIP lounge ... it's just up in the balcony and kind of…

This club has very hot women, but have a question - does this club allow mutual touching in the upstairs VIP area? Do any in the Cleveland or Akron area? Any help…